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¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ⚠️ᵇᵃˡᵈⁿᵉˢˢ 𝙳𝙲𝙴𝚄 & 𝙼𝙲𝚄 [𝟷𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙] ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ ᴹᴰᴺᴵ ²¹⁺ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝖽 𝘣𝘆: #𝘏𝖺𝖽𝗲𝙨
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I'm always intimidating. I'm alpha.

No touching. You'll mess up my hair.
"Lexy, Lexy Lexy, you know you do not read as intimidating with your tie askew. Need help?" She said with a sickly sweet vipers smile.
I'll collect it.

Thought you were smart, Wayne.
To the person who stole my utility belt:

You have 24 hours to return it before I send someone to collect it. And yes, it is GPS trackable
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𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈..

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑹

𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒/𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙, 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦. 𝐸𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑏 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑠.

♡ &↺
"Im done with the spandex parade over Metropolis. I'd align our causes against any that don't [die] stand down."

He has his own secret weapons.

Lex turns back, hearing a bit of admiration.

"Maybe a working dinner?"
I assure you, I would bring the best within my company. Along with something to help against a certain flying fool, along with the night-rat. Admittedly you're an interesting man yourself, Mr. Luthor.
"I believe we need a sit down very soon. I can show you my capabilities and you can show me what you'll bring to the table."

He pauses for a moment

"You're quite an intriguing man, Mr. Nygma."
"I believe we need a sit down very soon. I can show you my capabilities and you can show me what you'll bring to the table."

He pauses for a moment

"You're quite an intriguing man, Mr. Nygma."
It does my soul good to know that my company's reach is going beyond Gotham. Much like yours Mr. Luthor, and I think we can reach mutual ground. After all, nobody would be ready for both of us working together. Including Superman and Batman..
"Your reputation proceeds you, Mr. Nygma. I know your company."

He studies the man for a moment.

"I believe we can reach mutual ground, given our common enemies. Two birds and one stone? "
"Your reputation proceeds you, Mr. Nygma. I know your company."

He studies the man for a moment.

"I believe we can reach mutual ground, given our common enemies. Two birds and one stone? "
*He shook Lex's hand, chuckling softly after sizing the man up in return as well. He gave a slight nod*

CEO to the biggest corporation within Metropolis, I've read about your work and I say I commend you, I own Enigma Industries. I take it that you've heard of it?
"Maybe something could be arranged."

He sizes the man up then offers his hand.

"Lex Luthor, LuthorCorp."
"Maybe something could be arranged."

He sizes the man up then offers his hand.

"Lex Luthor, LuthorCorp."
Oh, that would be an amazing arrangement. Allow me to introduce myself, Edward Nygma. However many call me The Riddler, and you are?
We should take down the flying monkey and bat-freak once and for all.

Who are you, by the way?
Pure hatred and no sleep works better
there is no method to my madness. only madness.

and caffeine. lots of that.
I don't listen to anyone except myself.
listen. listen.
sometimes i go a little crazy being cooped up in my workshop for too long let me HAVE this
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"𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏'𝒔 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏!"

𝐄𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐍𝐘𝐆𝐌𝐀, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑

𝟐𝟕, 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓. 𝑶𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑶𝑪 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍.

♡ &↺
We should take down the flying monkey and bat-freak once and for all.

Who are you, by the way?
Tell me about it, I'm just waiting for the moment that cowl wearing imbecile shows up. Aside from the spooky decorations while I was out.
No
i don’t know whether to feel bad for you or admit that’s highly relatable
I have a wife. Doesn't like me much...

so ... nO
|| Tony would definitely work.

Great idea actually!
I have a wife. Doesn't like me much...

so ... nO
but no like— actual friends?

. . . (softly) kinda pathetic but same.
I have 3- loathing, hate and anger.
I have 3- loathing, hate and anger.
bestie…? like— friend?

you’ve seriously never heard that before?