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Emblem Byleth

@byletheisner696969.bsky.social

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I hope for your sake, you don't get sent to detention whilst I am on detention duty AND have a ruler at hand. Pray that you don't fail your exams. // Unserious RP alt used for shitposting 🚫 Not spoiler free ☆ = ooc (Ran by @sacredstarlordpi.bsky.social)

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jun 19

☆ new pinned with additional rp info and headcanons [1/?]

-don't force me to commit to an actual rp, or force any of my posts into a rp, because this acc is more of a shitposting acc than it is a rp acc
-as far as shipping goes, I'd rather shezleth be the main ship than byleth x any house leaders

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 1d

...Someone dragged my mattress out of my room, while I was still sleeping on it, and pushed it into the middle of the ocean.

But I'm too tired to teach today so I'm going back to sleep.

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 25d

DID YOU KNOW I HATE AMOGUS IMPOSTORS >:(

I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY THAT EVEN THE DIVINE PULSE WASN'T ENOUGH TO SAVE MY FATHER FROM GETTING STABBED BY A CULTIST THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A STUDENT >:OOOOO

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 25d

...What's this about Dimitri becoming a were-lion again???

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 26d

dont care, now tell him to be quiet or else im dragging him to detention myself

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 26d

alear can you stop giving me an excuse to send you to horny detention.

besides, THAT LITTLE SHIT KEEPS WAKING ME UP WITH HIS SCREAMS. >:0

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 26d

WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AFTER HOURS?? SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP >:O

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · 29d

You've had well over 24 hours so I hope you've completed your chores— i mean your scavenger hunt, so that.

wait where the fuck is that horny ass goody two shoes marth.

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 19

alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 19

oh and im throwing a party in the middle of nowhere. you'll be invited to that if you complete the task in under 24 hours. happy hunting :v

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 19

...You're lucky im in a good mood for exactly 24 hours because if you pass the test, you will get to go to the harvest festival once spooky month begins.

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 19

alright class, your assignment is to find all the lost items scattered across garreg mach bECAUSE IM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR THE TRINKETS YOU IRRESPONSIBLY LOSE LIKE A DUMB DUMB (butterfingers...)

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 12

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 12

Grrr.... I can feel it... The DISCOURSE IS BACK... *(overdramatic hyperventilating)*

STRONG URGE TO SEND ALL MY ROWDY ASS STUDENTS TO PERMANENT DETENTION.... RETURNING...

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Sep 8

NO SLEEPING IN CLASS.

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Aug 14

☆ [3/?]

outside of teaching or battling, byleth is a softie (and does not show his anger issues 💀). on his off days, you will see him go fishing or feed any stray cats or dogs

as an emblem, his soft side is more apparent given that he just wants to protect his allies and how he's a good listener

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 28

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 26

edelgard got issued a detention for no homework, and as her punishment...

...who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead?

Academy Edelgard's portrait from Fire Emblem Three Houses, but her forehead has a tic tac toe board covering it

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 24

thats up to him to decide, but at least he can make a cow farm.

well whatever you do, you have my approval to do whatever you want at claude's house as long as it doesn't involve tnt

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 24

NO DIMITRI. Briefing his server is one thing, BUT GRIEFING HIS HOUSE IS ANOTHER.

...let's do it—

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 24

☆ ...ok i know this screams 2019, but

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 24

who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday

...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 24

who wants to raid claude's minecraft server on his birthday

...but then again, last time claude had a minecraft server, a certain SOMEONE griefed flayn's house.

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 18

Death. 📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥📏💥

Cropped image of Byleth starting his Final Smash in SSBU

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Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 15

"I had a fight with Caeda! I'm so mad!" says the Byleth Mii

Emblem Byleth @byletheisner696969.bsky.social · Jul 7

Please don't eat the rocks.

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