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𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗡 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑫 𝙍𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙊𝙐𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀, @rodentregent.bsky.social .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 1d

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ᅠ𝓝𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝑴𝑬 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄
𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 ... ──

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

AHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ GIT OFF LEATHERHEAD, YA STUPID KITTY CAT ──

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

[ Gatsby leaps onto his back at the very last second, hissing 💀]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ he flips through the bills very quickly, before scurrying away . 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

[ Evelyn withdraws a fancy ahh elegant purse. Inside, she withdraws an even FANCIER wallet and gives him a comically large stack of bills. ]

There you go ! 😊

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

leatherhead don't know yet . 👺

so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

leatherhead don't know yet . 👺

so, gimme ALL yer money .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

[ She blinks before laughing. ]

You wish for money.. ? Why did you not say so sooner -- ! I love giving coin away !

Tell me, is there anything you wish for me to buy for you ?

[ Evelyn.. 💀]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺

[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

give ol' leatherhead yer wallet .ᐟ 👺

[ WHY DO YOU WANT MONEY NOW LMFAO 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

[ HER EYES WIDEN AND SHE SLOWLY BACKS AWAY, HANDS RAISED. 💀]

I .. do not believe we need to come down to this..

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

them darn frogs be bullyin' me again 🤬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ pulling a fIamethrower OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

HAHA .ᐟ leatherhead gon' get YOU .ᐟ oh, he gon' get you REAL good .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

I am not teeny tiny !!!

[ Evelyn huffs. ]

I am not attempting to, I am merely speaking from my own opinion.

But my goodness, if that is the case, then I shall perish.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

teeny tiny .

[ he huffs . ]

you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

teeny tiny .

[ he huffs . ]

you ain't gon' change leatherhead's mind, lil' woman .ᐟ it gonna get HOT, i guarantee .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

I am NOT small ! 😠

[ Evelyn huffs. ]

Perhaps it is not for you, but for me, it is. I do not wish to become a pile of ashes. Again.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ looking her up and down . ]

you right . you're tiny, not small .

[ 💀 . ]

...

...

... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂‍↔️

crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

[ looking her up and down . ]

you right . you're tiny, not small .

[ 💀 . ]

...

...

... that don't sound like ol' leatherhead problem . 🙂‍↔️

crank up th' HEAT .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

... I am NOT small, for your information -- !

and yes, I cannot. I was made for the cold weather, not the heat. I quite literally expl0de if it is too hot !

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ

leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

small british lady cannot handle hot .ᐣ cajun hot .ᐣ

leatherhead cannot do th' cold . no, siree .ᐟ 😬

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 23h

My goodness, no. I would explode !

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

no, no .ᐟ should be HOTTER . 🙂‍↔️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 23h

no, no .ᐟ should be HOTTER . 🙂‍↔️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓛𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃. @bygumbo.bsky.social · 1d

[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ]

BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ

...

[ squint . ]

you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺