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February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
On a more Serious Note it is funny When People Are Like "Valentine Day My Boyfriend Was Nice To Me And Didnt Call Me A Gimp" Like Lol . The Bar Is In Hell ; As They Say... Arnold Schwarzenegger Smoking Stogie Interview Voice: I Dont Have To Wait For A Single Day, Like You 🚬 💨
February 15, 2026 at 11:02 AM
No Offense Loverz Of The World But I Tell The Bus Driver I Am In Love With Them Every Day 💜 Why Do U Need To Wait To Feb 14th Lol. You Can Just Do That
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie Premiere In Yorkshire ... Manifesting... Manifesting... 🍿 🥤 Please Matt Johnson I Will Squirt LOUD AS FUCK!!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Only Dating Women Rn Cus Guys Have Stopped Doing That Thing Where They Inflate Their Balls 3x LARGE Holding Their Breath Blowfish Style 🔮🧪 Some Going As Far To Pretend "They Cant" . 🧬 Why Do I Fucking Bother ‼️
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
*Googling "How To Get Fastest Increase To Leg Thigh And Ass Boost + Size Massive Explode Big Succulent" And Not Looking Up From My Phone* uhhh .. hang on. Ye uhh Table For um. Table for Two. Wait Hang on. Ohh Ok.. Interesting 🤔 What? Oh YEA sorry um yea We're Fine Sat Here Lol. Yea Dr Pepsi Please
February 3, 2026 at 8:02 AM
"No I Dont Want To Drink The Milk From Your Boobiez" Translation ✋📡 "Im A Gimpy Little Neek That Needs To Be Soldered Into A Tiny Ball Of Metal" ✅
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
UK Gen X-ers Get Mad At You For Not Knowing their Beloved Childhood TV idle "Ray Bibbley" And Not Laughing At Their T Shirt that Says "Ray Bibbley... Undead" In a 70s Board Game Cartoon Style
January 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Doctor Doctor It Hurts When I Do This!! 💃
Doctor: Ok im going to Hurt You and Kill you now because Im not the Normal Joke Doctor im EVIL DOCTER!!
January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I Am The Human Tenga Egg ; 🥚 My Offspring Are Immeasurable... On March The 19th Three Great Cracks In The Sky Will Rain Piss And Bless Your Family With Money Forever 💿
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I think Theres some sort of Stolen Valour Going on with Online Sex Bots Cus I Am Also "Sat Here Playing With My Bum Cheeks" But Im Not Trying To Sell You Anything Im Just Chillen 😎 And Haveing Fun
January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
They Should make Babies fight 2 The Death in A Battle And the winner Gets iPad 🥰 Loser Baby Is Put in one of those pressurised Potato Guns And Th-DMMP'd 80 miles 😍
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Bro If U Play The Ukulele Just Fuck U Lol. Judt thought About Ukuleles and Got Mad. Shit ass Instrumebt
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Before and After or Transition Timeline shit is Insane 2 me. Even if you said Oh Look at this Pic of Us from Last Year Smiling 2Gether Id Literally Chris Tucker 180 You Into A Full Speed Jet Engine And Turn U Into Straight Foam 👩‍🌾 What the Hell
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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We Were On A Business Trip And Missed The Last Train Home, So We Had To Spend The Night Together. But Then I Found Myself Sucking On To The Surprising Bulge In My Lady Boss' Pants. Mayumi Harukaze
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I wasnt Tuned In to the Toronto Slang Words that Mirror Mid 2000s UK Slang but Seeing a Canadian Use "Peng" Has made Me Realise Theyre Revitalising And Renaissancifying Peng And Are My Only Lifeline In This Dark World . Thank U To Canadians 💜
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
BreastFeeds You Sensually: Ok Whats the move , Xbox store or the Sony Store... Lets Get Crazy 😍
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Hearing some1 Speak who hasnt played Zero Escape 999 On The Ds: Sorry Bros , 🖐️ Did you say Something? I cant hear You Lol.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Insane Coughing Fit In The Bath Hearing *Einstein Calculator Voice* "What Is That Villager Doing At The Crafting Table" From The Northerlion Stream I Had On As I Almost Fell Asleep And Drowned - Realising Where I Was On This Earth 🌍
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Not To Sound Dramatic But Yesterday I Had the Type of Illness where U Question What The Point of carrying On is, Like Bro Just Kill Me This Whole Life Is Useless, Then i played Nubbys Number Factory for the First time and Snapped out of it 💜 Boinggg Bounggg
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Im The White Agent Dale Cooper
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Sometimes U Gotta Use Your Limited Evening to Make Something That Sounds Like It Was Produced By An Artist Called DJ Israel And Then Get Pissed Off 😡 And Delete the File and thats OK ✅ Probably ❤️
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
*In Line To Buy Dr Pepper Can At The Peoper Store* Wait. ✋ Wait Bro , just Kiss Me now. 💋
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Honey Bees 🐝 They Have been making it for AGES for a long time. Even back in Ancient Egypt Times They were Making Honey in Black and White And With Little Top Hats 🎩 Or Whatever. Wait . Bro Kiss Me Wait Just Kiss me
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM