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b_wildered2 🚩
@bwildered.bsky.social
58,203rd Bluesky account. Flight risk. East Midlands, UK.

“Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny...”🎶
Sick of Twitter screenshots?
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Polite Request.

Shove your Twitter screenshots up your pretty pink bottoms. Not interested. Many thanks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*NEWS FLASH*⚡️

I have seen the future.
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
28/10/2013. Twelve years.
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Stupid US recipes. What the hell is a cup? Big cup? Little cup?
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
What am I doing for Halloween?

Nothing, because I’m not 8.
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just read a group of right wing Americans complaining about the cost of their health insurance (Obama’s fault, they reckon) whilst calling us “commies” for having social healthcare. They need their heads banging together.
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Precisely this👇👇👇👇

Repost!
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’ve had to cancel the street party. He’s still alive. It was just a metaphor.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Aldi strikes again. 98% of your daily saturated fat in an individual pie.
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Lidl needs to raise its game. ⚡️🔥
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Best Photo EVER!
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
YouTubers that wear hats indoors should be on some sort of register.
a man wearing headphones and glasses says thank you for watching .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and glasses says thank you for watching .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bruce v Trump. You be the judge.
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This should go in the Metropolitan Police starter pack.
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Great Train Robbers got 30 year sentences.
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
America has discovered the electric kettle. Can’t wait for the launch of iBrew.
October 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why aren’t people that design packaging in jail?
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Best Photo EVER!
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do you want another Shakespeare fact? Well, you’re getting one. He made the first recorded use of 2,035 words including lonely, horrid, assassination, critical, dwindle, frugal, zany and countless others, including countless.
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m reading a book about the many ways that Shakespeare shaped our language. He created 314 new words simply by attaching un- prefixes to them. These include ones we take for granted such as untie, unlock, unveil and unbelievable. Unbelievable.
September 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The return of Best Photo EVER!
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
America has turned into a country seemingly bereft of decency.

Reform supporters - We need that sort of society over here.
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Big sigh. Watch this.

Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?

No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The Duchess of Kent hasn’t ’passed away’. She has died. She’s dead.

Thank you for indulging me.
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM