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BUTTBIRD

@buttbird.bsky.social

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Jew. Single Dad. RN, teacher, historian, former pretend astronaut I don't have a lot of focus.

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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 26

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 23

Babies that don't crawl yet are furniture-babies. After crawling they are babies until they start screaming that they are "not a baby!"

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 19

You slept for 30 hours?

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 12

"Siding with the anarchists" for... the government prosecution?

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 12

I have a bridge you might be interested in buying you absolute fucking rube

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 12

Wait you can get booze delivered?!

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BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 5

Mail me that

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 4

Tell you what, you keep banging on about how important it is for your sad little incel buddies to get fucked, and I'll raise a real man.

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 4

And yet you're convinced that the solution lies on another app. And not in the hands of parents.

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well me posting on bluesky that we "need youtubers" to fix the problem does nothing. So I'll keep doing what I can that actually makes a difference: raising my kid to be a good person.

Passage from Pirkei Avot 2:21

You are not obligated to finish the work; neither are you free to desist from it.

BUTTBIRD @buttbird.bsky.social · Aug 2

I was put in a psych hospital for 5 days. Nothing went wrong. Everyone was kind. The food was surprisingly good. The therapy was helpful.

It was still the worst 5 days of my life. Confinement is terrifying.