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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 21

Some Uhaul lesbian shit occurred in the Czech Republic I’m afraid to report

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 21

Czech record store full of actually rare shit from the region, but it makes me mad because now I can’t share the really goated album with my friends because it’s not even uploaded online. Woe is me

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 15

Record store was full of Polish bootlegs. We’re cured.

Photo of a pair of hands holding two beaded bracelets. The left bracelet is labeled “autism relief” and the right is labeled as “bipolar disorder relief.” Text on the photo reads “we’re cured.”

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 17

Literally never been anti natalist but my bloodline gotta end for the greater good

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 17

Someone assumed my pronouns mean I like being sexually dehumanized. Day ruined.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 17

Is this not the funniest chain of events like who says this

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

IM GOING TO THE CZECH REPUBLIC BABYYYYY

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 9

Don’t talk about your characters while trying to flirt with women challenge failed

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 17

Now everyone is gonna know my monkey is transgender

Cropped photo from an article featuring me with my face obscured. In my arms, you can see me holding my monkey stuffed animal.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 17

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just know you could be talking to an Italian on Grindr. I’m shaking my head telling myself to stop

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 16

One day in the capital and I get my picture in an article. IM COOKED

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 15

I got my picture taken a lot at a protest and my first vain thought is that I wasn’t that attractive today

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 15

Record store was full of Polish bootlegs. We’re cured.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 15

Have you every done any dye work with your hair? I think streaks would be fun for your hair. I think a pixie would look good though and grow out very nicely for you!

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 15

I got my picture taken a lot at a protest and my first vain thought is that I wasn’t that attractive today

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

It’s a half hearted joke but know I am a kinstagram veteran. I have ties to it that are part of me forever.

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

Baby’s first factkin at the big age of 24

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

Telling my brother I’m going to another country: I’m getting my weed whacked in the Czech Republic, do you want a commemorative shot glass from where I’m staying?

Reposted by Verbose Dunce

Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · Feb 13

Gift Idea

Closeup of a stock image model holding a mug poorly edited to show an angry Acara Neopet with a roll of duct tape. Text on the mug reads “Piss me off again & we play a game called duct. duct. tape”.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

Silly’s last breakfast before being banished to the washing machine

Photo of my monkey stuffed animal next to a plate with a heart shaped donut on it.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

That fuck ass monkey…

Photo of me where you can only see my shoulder and arm. I am pointing across the room or an open doorway. In the doorway is my monkey stuffed animal.

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

Imagine trying to go on a date with someone and that damn silly little monkey toy come out

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Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

Not believing people at their word while also being someone who is plainly honest or I just say nothing is the biggest contradiction ever. Pack it up.

Verbose Dunce @butchromulan.bsky.social · Feb 13

I’ll remind myself to not question people when they say things because it’s rude to show distrust but someone says they like me and im sitting there instantly thinking “I don’t think that is true.” WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT

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