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Zleep Zorp
@butadiene.bsky.social
I’m a certified The Creature 🧪
Undergrad organometallic chemist
Best KBr FITR pellet maker in the state
helped a little cousin with math. still cracked a high school geometry.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#chemchat
i need your best inorganic memes. Go
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
anyone want me in their lab? i have great Shlenk line technique and i smile
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i did not get to see the northern lights :(
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
tungsten coupling on my nmr. rad.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
hey Tinder, please do not name your data collection AI slop after my profession.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Making slime form PVA glue and Borax as a child was my canon event
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If nobody else got me I know the NMR machine does, can I get an amen?
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I was playing factorio and I was like “what kind of idiot designed this factory” lmao
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
bf told me his favourite dinosaur was T rex. i told him he was as basic as lithium diisopropylamine
July 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
in the synthesis lab. straight up “coordinating it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My ligands
July 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Coordination complex? I find it quite simple.
July 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Do they talk about hemocyanin in Bluebloods?
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Need a palladium daguerreotype portrait to preserve my likeness in the highest resolution possible
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hello future grad school admissions. This is my funny account but rest assure I am fully capable of being serious. Now please accept me into your institution. Please.
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Uggghhfghf my hammers are warring. All forty thousand of them…..
February 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have elden ring nightreign network test tomorrow. You know what that means…
😳😳😈😈
February 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Mmmfg my metal-hydrides are doing wacky things to my NMR spectrum 🤤🤤
February 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Who needs they central carbons deprotonated
January 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
THE NMR MACHINE WORKS AGAIN
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My MOLECULES are REACTING
January 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I love my ingot
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
He is anger he is rage he is Miss United States
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
My most real and relevant wizardpost
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Reposted by Zleep Zorp
My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM