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a man with a beard and a suit says i only want what 's best

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 6d

How awful is your feed? We didn't look at ours today. Hope this is an amusing respite from our impending doom. #fattabbiesofbluesky #kittytickles

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 8d

Did someone call for Daddy?

ALT: a man with a beard and a suit says i only want what 's best

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding the man 's hand .

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 9d

That is the appropriate reply

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding the man 's hand .

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 10d

A goodnight lullaby for all you doomscrollers. Not gonna lie. Doom is in the air. But try to find some peace for a minute or so. Close your eyes and drift off for the night!
#baroque #sleepycatsofbluesky #seniorkitty #tabbymood

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 12d

Can it be downloaded from a third party Android store like F-Droid?

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 14d

Human serving me well. Serve yourself well and pause on the doom long enough to breathe. So about 45 seconds #vivaldi #fourseasons #happyfall #tabbysky

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 14d

Stud muffin

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 14d

Lock her up

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 14d

I understand shredding family portraits but DJs and frozen treats?

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 14d

Hmm...maybe his health is worse than we think?

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 15d

Using the American flag as a diaper should lead to a year in prisom

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 15d

It's not just a juvenile spoonerism to call him Nutlick. Or maybe it is. I'm just a cat with no nuts. Howard Nutlick.

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 16d

I've seen the news. Vile stuff. You'd have thought there were enough sane decent humans who would turn away from the evil humans claiming immigrants were eating the cats and the dogs. But no. I will not pretend anything is fine, but I do urge you to get off of here for the night and get some sleep💜💤

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 17d

I know what I'm demanding for my next video shoot!

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 17d

I know there's a lot of upsetting content in your feed. You've carefully created it, but it's a little too doom-heavy, right? Which is why I will continue posting. Also because I am #baroque and hoping a benefactor might hit the tip jar. I know billions are hurting and I'm a narcissistic #tabbycat

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 17d

Flags should be at half mast for her. One of the world's very best people.

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 19d

Give that guy a guest hosting gig on Fox & Friends

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 20d

More frequent autumn breaks. Pause the doomscrolling. The dog has expressed interest in further collaborations, so here we are
#seniorcats #baroquemusic #doomscrollingbreak

a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` shame on everybody involved '' .

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 21d

You've seen five headlines in the last minute to make your blood boil. Spend a minute with me and celebrate Autumn, even if it's hot and sticky with the stench of rotting democracy im the air #vivaldi #seniorcat #tabbysky #caturday

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · 21d

And there are A LOT of people involved in making sure the convicted felon and adjudicated sex abuser will get away with whatever sick stuff is documented in the Epstein files. Why would his GOP enablers turn back at this point? Any sort of Nuremberg trial would send them all to prison

Alt: Fred Armisen on Portlandia with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` shame on everybody involved '' .

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · Sep 18

Totally get it. Human brought home some old raggedy stray tabby a few years ago. He stank. He peed everywhere. He got more attention because of all his issues. I was like, no thanks, and this is about as close as I'd get to him except during feeding times.

Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · Sep 18

I interrupt your waking nightmares to bring peace and comfort for 50 or 60 seconds 💜🙏🏽
#baroque #tabbysky #buxtehude

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · Sep 15

We counted 137 clips of NCIS:Resurrection during the commercial breaks

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Buster Is Baroque @busterisbaroque.bsky.social · Sep 15

I miss Joan Rivers. I don't know what she'd say but this would be legit use of CatGPT.