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Lisa
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for 9 years ive been emotionally attached to a small pelican statue in the neighbors yard. this whole time, over the course of two residents, its been hidden in an overgrown flowerbed. im thrilled to report a new family moved in and promptly painted him and put him in the middle of their front yard
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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THIS SEQUENCE!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. 🤯
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Maxey and VJ 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
do u think private islands have become less popular with billionaires after the whole Epstein thing?
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
why is el clon's outfit giving space faerie
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
cool new way to sleep
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
waging a silent internal war against several types of guy
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
it's the holiday season so im not going to be rude to a guy unironically hashtagging his own posts in my mentions
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
my favorite section in business class was Fraud because it felt like going to Fraud school to learn how to do Fraud
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the worst type of guy is the funny guy who never laughs at anyone else's jokes. i see what you are doing. i will never laugh at your jokes again no matter how good they are
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
something goes wrong every time i step out of the house which is why my anxiety is actually justified and isn't really a disorder at all
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
this seems right
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
im wearing my favorite sweater today so ill do the over-30 selfie thing or whatever it was now
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Asked Jared McCain, 21, and Adem Bona, 22, about Bona making his first three-pointer on Friday night in Brooklyn:
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it might be impossible to curate worse vibes for a shroom trip. this experience is going to create several completely new, never before seen types of anxiety for bryan johnson to have
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
noooooo Jake 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
AJ BROWN LETS GOOOOO
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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games on your phone looking cat
August 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
would u let him climb ur couch
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
sorry i thought you said tradewife. like HVAC technician
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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competition’s heating up
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
reading my intro to business textbook is wild because it already contains stuff about the whole reddit and gamestop stock thing. like dang was it really textbook worthy? i was there, where is my t-shirt
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
every year I make a full-sized thanksgiving spread just for me, Patrick, and Patrick's dad. so absolutely nobody is beating us on the leftovers game. wawa gobbler who? we have wawa gobbler at home
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Birthday to the brightest light in this world and the most handsome man that I could even imagine @xantar.bsky.social I love you so much! You are so loved! Thank you for being you!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
stinky
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM