Bugle Boy Bleu
@bugleboybleu.bsky.social
Started an alt on that 🐥 app to see the smut. Got tired of engagement algorithm, so here I am 😈😉
Before even saying hello?!
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Before even saying hello?!
North Carolina, come on and raise up!…
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
North Carolina, come on and raise up!…
Who knew the gym at midday was such a meat market?! Have yall been keeping this from me?
October 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Who knew the gym at midday was such a meat market?! Have yall been keeping this from me?
Old mirror + old phone = fuzzy 😉
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Old mirror + old phone = fuzzy 😉
Do all dog owners assume everyone wants to pet their dog? Call me a psychopath, but please keep it moving.
September 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Do all dog owners assume everyone wants to pet their dog? Call me a psychopath, but please keep it moving.
Do you think he realized “tacos” is a euphemism in this? (FYI, his favorite taco place is across the street from my apt.😉)
September 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do you think he realized “tacos” is a euphemism in this? (FYI, his favorite taco place is across the street from my apt.😉)
A Monday morale booster 🤞
September 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A Monday morale booster 🤞
Is this how we lazy Sunday?
August 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is this how we lazy Sunday?
Thinking about not leaving my bed all weekend
August 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Thinking about not leaving my bed all weekend
Trying to forget tomorrow is Monday
July 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trying to forget tomorrow is Monday
Somebody said I missed hump day. Nah, whatever.
July 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Somebody said I missed hump day. Nah, whatever.
Some unsolicited fashion advice: suits require shoes with laces. Save the loafers for something else. (Acceptable exception: tuxedo slippers)
May 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some unsolicited fashion advice: suits require shoes with laces. Save the loafers for something else. (Acceptable exception: tuxedo slippers)
Unpopular opinion: shouldn’t the gays be boycotting Florida instead of running off to Pensacola (or Miami or Tampa, etc.) for some bullshit annual tradition that could be copied in another state that doesn’t hate them?
May 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Unpopular opinion: shouldn’t the gays be boycotting Florida instead of running off to Pensacola (or Miami or Tampa, etc.) for some bullshit annual tradition that could be copied in another state that doesn’t hate them?
Who’s joining me?
April 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Who’s joining me?
May I contend that no article of clothing should fit you like a glove - except a glove.
Sure, have some fitted/tailored/slim clothes, but if it fits like a glove it’s just too damn tight bro
Sure, have some fitted/tailored/slim clothes, but if it fits like a glove it’s just too damn tight bro
April 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
May I contend that no article of clothing should fit you like a glove - except a glove.
Sure, have some fitted/tailored/slim clothes, but if it fits like a glove it’s just too damn tight bro
Sure, have some fitted/tailored/slim clothes, but if it fits like a glove it’s just too damn tight bro
White Lotus season 3 was the worst, right? Or am I just dumb?
April 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
White Lotus season 3 was the worst, right? Or am I just dumb?
Life is too short for cheap jeans. Buy some good denim, don’t get fat and wear the good stuff for decades😉
April 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Life is too short for cheap jeans. Buy some good denim, don’t get fat and wear the good stuff for decades😉
Do you think I like threesomes so much because there’s less chance of attachment? Is that a problem?
April 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Do you think I like threesomes so much because there’s less chance of attachment? Is that a problem?
Fu*k Mondays. Fu*k me.
March 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Fu*k Mondays. Fu*k me.
Happy Sunday or whatever
March 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy Sunday or whatever
