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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 7h

Where are the gays and why are they not dragging Grace to the side and wiping that lipstick off?

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah JR, Steven's a 10 out of 10. A 10 out of 10 plonker.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 7h

Exactly right! 🤣

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 7h

Abigail I'm begging you keep your legs crossed, I don't watch this programme to see lady parts even if you have gone to the bother of colour coordinating your knickers with your outfit.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 8h

Sigh. One of these weeks I'll remember it's 8 on Wednesdays.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

I've wondered this for years about footballers, many of whom have the same greasy rat features he does, but lots of people seem to drool over. I just don't get it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

As you should be! 😂

Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

It's like the Bee Gees said, you can tell by the way I use my walk... 😂

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Never before in the history of MAFS has anyone failed so utterly in their attempt to con their way through to final vows that EVERYONE has seen through it and called them out to their face. 🤣🤣🤣

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Oh Paul, that was class! Just let them walk themselves quietly into the trap and slowly slip the knife in. "Divani, you're the biggest moron here, and Leo is only 20ft away. Julia Ruth, you're a lying fame whore and we all know it."

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

It's implied 😂

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Leo definitely wasn't given that to read by someone and definitely didn't rehearse that in a mirror all day.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Ashley shouldn't be blaming Joe, he put himself in the hot spot. He should have just stuck to his guns and kept his mouth shut.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

So weird hearing this as a gay man. Amongst my people "what do you like in bed?" comes straight after "hello" and often quite a long time before "what's your name?"

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

And by Ian of course I meant John. Sorry, I don't care about these two enough to actually know their names.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 3d

Ian reminds me of Martin Kemp. Or a Cardassian. I think it's the hair and overdramatic facial expressions.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Why do either of them care if someone else fancies him? If you're in a secure relationship then the appropriate response from her and him is "good, you should cos he's hot" and "yeah I'm hot and I'm hers" respectively. Obviously Steven isn't hot but like, in theory.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Ashley's using humour because if he didn't make light of the situation he'd just spend his time crying in a corner.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 1d

Shagging morning, noon and night isn't a deeper relationship Leisha 🙄

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 2d

a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "

ALT: a girl in a red sweater says " i want it now "

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 2d

I do love Ashley's "what the fuck are you on about?" face.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 2d

As predicted, there's less than 10 minutes to go including ads and basically nothing has happened. This whole show is 1/3 ads, 1/3 recaps and 1/3 teasing interesting stuff that never materialises. #MAFSUK

Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 3d

Thank fuck, we might actually get some real drama tomorrow. Obviously we won't because we've just seen all the drama there was edited into a teaser and the whole rest of the episode will just be boring build-up. But maybe...

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 2d

It's so obvious at this point that both JR and Divani are only there to be on telly. I wouldn't even be surprised if the whole secret sex/opposite reports about the relationship was planned between them.

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 3d

Praying to the TV gods 😁

a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a green fence

ALT: a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a green fence

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 3d

I dunno, I reckon in the real world I could draw it out for a week or so. You know, if I could go away and talk to sentient beings for most of my day and just have him for cuddles on the sofa and bedtime fun 😂

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Buffy LeBuffs @buffylebuffs.bsky.social · 3d

Thank fuck, we might actually get some real drama tomorrow. Obviously we won't because we've just seen all the drama there was edited into a teaser and the whole rest of the episode will just be boring build-up. But maybe...

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