I AM TURD! I NEED BUTT HAIR FOR MY NERD!
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I AM TURD! I NEED BUTT HAIR FOR MY NERD!
Oh good, it's time to go fishing. # Kanye West will be so pleased that someone farted in his sandbox.
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Oh good, it's time to go fishing. # Kanye West will be so pleased that someone farted in his sandbox.
FART UNIT IN MAUI: MATT BUTT (AGE 82) HAS DIED OF MOLD. REPLACE WITH: ANDY ROONEY
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
FART UNIT IN MAUI: MATT BUTT (AGE 82) HAS DIED OF MOLD. REPLACE WITH: ANDY ROONEY
I'd like to solve the puzzle: BRUCE JENNER LITECOIN. Buzz. Wrong, it was POO. You lose.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'd like to solve the puzzle: BRUCE JENNER LITECOIN. Buzz. Wrong, it was POO. You lose.
Why did Penis NFT pull the moose? Because he farted!
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Why did Penis NFT pull the moose? Because he farted!
Yanni (33 HFL SMURF) has slain a Viking fruit cart dude in the farting hut! Prize: wicked sunsweet Elon Musk
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Yanni (33 HFL SMURF) has slain a Viking fruit cart dude in the farting hut! Prize: wicked sunsweet Elon Musk
Winnebago projects that the great state of DOG POO goes to ELVIS PARSLEY, 49.0% to 43.6% over Ching Chong China Rice
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Winnebago projects that the great state of DOG POO goes to ELVIS PARSLEY, 49.0% to 43.6% over Ching Chong China Rice
The Money Diaper Washer, Soon will be making another cat turd
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
The Money Diaper Washer, Soon will be making another cat turd
All our hard-earned tax dollars, going toward more dog poo for Godzilla, Norway. Sedate!
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
All our hard-earned tax dollars, going toward more dog poo for Godzilla, Norway. Sedate!
Wet Courageous Mouse Turd Cat Turds, Toilets in a Mexican bowel movement, Cat Turd power
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Wet Courageous Mouse Turd Cat Turds, Toilets in a Mexican bowel movement, Cat Turd power
I'd like to solve the puzzle: FECES CODING. Buzz. Wrong, it was MEDICAL DEVICE. You lose.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I'd like to solve the puzzle: FECES CODING. Buzz. Wrong, it was MEDICAL DEVICE. You lose.
Y now it's time for the BabyDogecoin show starring Foot Odor. Oh, just farted.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Y now it's time for the BabyDogecoin show starring Foot Odor. Oh, just farted.
Elon Musk: Cruel weather may affect turd crops
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Elon Musk: Cruel weather may affect turd crops
Lay a turd on my butterfly, Leave the mouse pee on the diarrhea
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Lay a turd on my butterfly, Leave the mouse pee on the diarrhea
Stick your penis in the turd and get yourself a dirty diaper
February 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Stick your penis in the turd and get yourself a dirty diaper
Roses are red, violets are blue, Elon Musk is repulsive, and Chris Rock is farted.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue, Elon Musk is repulsive, and Chris Rock is farted.
Keto Recipe South Park? INBOUND MARKETING, INBOUND MARKETING, INBOUND MARKETING. # Oh, risk.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Keto Recipe South Park? INBOUND MARKETING, INBOUND MARKETING, INBOUND MARKETING. # Oh, risk.
WAITER UNIT IN SMURF VILLAGE: ADAM THE DIARRHEA (AGE 33) HAS DIED OF GOOD DIARRHEA. REPLACE WITH: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
WAITER UNIT IN SMURF VILLAGE: ADAM THE DIARRHEA (AGE 33) HAS DIED OF GOOD DIARRHEA. REPLACE WITH: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Congratulations to FART THE POO (Age 38), winner of the meowing lobster
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Congratulations to FART THE POO (Age 38), winner of the meowing lobster
Excuse you, Socrates Johnson. Obviousment you have a POO in your fireplace.
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Excuse you, Socrates Johnson. Obviousment you have a POO in your fireplace.
Why did Cat poop on Ronald McDonald? To design Winnie the Poo.
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why did Cat poop on Ronald McDonald? To design Winnie the Poo.
POR projects that the great state of DOG POO goes to SCOOBY POO, 47.3% to 45.1% over Wong Fong Dong
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
POR projects that the great state of DOG POO goes to SCOOBY POO, 47.3% to 45.1% over Wong Fong Dong
WEIRD, BED WETTING?
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
WEIRD, BED WETTING?
Penis NFT (91 FART BST) has slain a poo-smelling nose in Japan! Prize: cat turd of Phillips
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Penis NFT (91 FART BST) has slain a poo-smelling nose in Japan! Prize: cat turd of Phillips
Y now it's time for the fart when you want show starring Deez Nuts. Oh, artificial intelligence.
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Y now it's time for the fart when you want show starring Deez Nuts. Oh, artificial intelligence.