Jolly Uncle Dirtbag 🎅🏻🎄
@buddythebrobarian.bsky.social
Your chill gamer buddy.
Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny.
Just here to show off in my underwear.
(He/Him)
🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩⚾️🏈
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Dilf Rising
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
📍NYC babyyyy
🔞 NSFW
Taken. Straight-ish bisexual. Always horny.
Just here to show off in my underwear.
(He/Him)
🇺🇸🍻💪🏼🌱🎮🥩⚾️🏈
Himbo Sun | Redneck Moon | Dilf Rising
Gimme your lunch money: cash.app/$sirdadbro
📍NYC babyyyy
🔞 NSFW
Pinned
Why do tattoos have to cost money I want mooooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
And I want big onessssssssss
And I want big onessssssssss
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why do tattoos have to cost money I want mooooorrreeeeeeeeeeee
And I want big onessssssssss
And I want big onessssssssss
I just don’t want my life to be all about work and working and productivity and networking and hustling and
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just don’t want my life to be all about work and working and productivity and networking and hustling and
Well
Unfortunately the RE9 character reveal has completely erased any interest I had in the game 🥴
Unfortunately the RE9 character reveal has completely erased any interest I had in the game 🥴
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Well
Unfortunately the RE9 character reveal has completely erased any interest I had in the game 🥴
Unfortunately the RE9 character reveal has completely erased any interest I had in the game 🥴
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey guess what 🌫️
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey guess what 🌫️
I remember during my hook up days, before thongs became so popular, I said fuck it and decided to just wear them. Women were surprisingly into it and appreciated the confidence. Most men liked seeing me in them, but some of them said it was too feminine, preferring jockstraps. 🤷🏻♂️
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I remember during my hook up days, before thongs became so popular, I said fuck it and decided to just wear them. Women were surprisingly into it and appreciated the confidence. Most men liked seeing me in them, but some of them said it was too feminine, preferring jockstraps. 🤷🏻♂️
All the marvel rivals character models make me want to play marvel rivals but actually playing marvel rivals makes me not want to play marvel rivals 😍
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
All the marvel rivals character models make me want to play marvel rivals but actually playing marvel rivals makes me not want to play marvel rivals 😍
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Idk why it’s taken me so long but I’ve finally taken the first steps in getting a full psych evaluation. More specifically to see if I’m autistic and/or have ADHD.
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Idk why it’s taken me so long but I’ve finally taken the first steps in getting a full psych evaluation. More specifically to see if I’m autistic and/or have ADHD.
Kinda want an undercut ponytail again :/
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kinda want an undercut ponytail again :/
Just want more public thonging lol
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just want more public thonging lol
If you have a cock it’s probably bigger than mine I’m just saying
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you have a cock it’s probably bigger than mine I’m just saying
Idk what to do while I wait for my rx so I’m just staring at cereal boxes and mentally critiquing the box art in this CVS
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Idk what to do while I wait for my rx so I’m just staring at cereal boxes and mentally critiquing the box art in this CVS
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Idk why but wearing manthongs makes me feel extra manly and fit lol
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Idk why but wearing manthongs makes me feel extra manly and fit lol
Future album cover
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Future album cover
The Pantera to Slayyyter workout music pipeline
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The Pantera to Slayyyter workout music pipeline
Conversationally dead if it’s not about sports, sexy assassin robot ladies, Batman, trucks, lifting weights/my muscles, video games or beer.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Conversationally dead if it’s not about sports, sexy assassin robot ladies, Batman, trucks, lifting weights/my muscles, video games or beer.
Highkey want a thong that says “I’m straight” on the bulge lol
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Highkey want a thong that says “I’m straight” on the bulge lol
Reposted by Jolly Uncle Dirtbag 🎅🏻🎄
Wearing sweats to work today because I don’t give a fuck anymore
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Wearing sweats to work today because I don’t give a fuck anymore
Lateral lunges today?
Lateral lunges today.
💪🏼😤
Lateral lunges today.
💪🏼😤
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Lateral lunges today?
Lateral lunges today.
💪🏼😤
Lateral lunges today.
💪🏼😤
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Love just being dumb and horny haha
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love just being dumb and horny haha
Straight-ish bc faggots are easy and sometimes you just wanna nut lmao
December 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Straight-ish bc faggots are easy and sometimes you just wanna nut lmao