Jaimito
@bubbydidlz.bsky.social
🇵🇷🏳️🌈🇵🇸 💍 Minimum waste. Maximum joy. he/him
📍Hudson Valley
👬🏾💍 @bandidobae.bsky.social
📍Hudson Valley
👬🏾💍 @bandidobae.bsky.social
Toasted everything bagel with lox and scallion cream cheese 🤤
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Toasted everything bagel with lox and scallion cream cheese 🤤
Can confirm, as a Sag, that this is true 😭
Earth - Taurus
Fire - Sagittarius (men only)
Water - Scorpio (if they aren't healed or on the path to discovery, don't come near me)
Air - Gemini (don't know how to pick a personality while making it everyone else's problem)
Fire - Sagittarius (men only)
Water - Scorpio (if they aren't healed or on the path to discovery, don't come near me)
Air - Gemini (don't know how to pick a personality while making it everyone else's problem)
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can confirm, as a Sag, that this is true 😭
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Republicans in Congress can’t be counted on to condemn their leader calling for the execution of their legislative colleagues.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Republicans in Congress can’t be counted on to condemn their leader calling for the execution of their legislative colleagues.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
They are a profoundly pathetic and anti-American group of cucks.
Dog walker called because our dog was crying so I left work early, cried all the way home, spent $200 at the vet and it turns out he’s just a little punk 😡. But he’s my adorable little punk
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dog walker called because our dog was crying so I left work early, cried all the way home, spent $200 at the vet and it turns out he’s just a little punk 😡. But he’s my adorable little punk
I have two hard boiled eggs and oatmeal for breakfast everyday for work just call me gramps 👴🏾
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have two hard boiled eggs and oatmeal for breakfast everyday for work just call me gramps 👴🏾
Sometimes a mass blocking spree is good for your mental
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sometimes a mass blocking spree is good for your mental
Gonna take a nap after work until bedtime so I can prep for the bedtime sleep I plan to have
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Gonna take a nap after work until bedtime so I can prep for the bedtime sleep I plan to have
I’m moving into my frumpy oversized cardigan era. Gonna get work slippers and drag my feet everywhere to completely the look
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m moving into my frumpy oversized cardigan era. Gonna get work slippers and drag my feet everywhere to completely the look
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White person: *several racist sentences*
Black person: "That was racist as fuck"
Other White Person: "Surely, they were being ironic."
Don't wake up and use any of your days on earth being an OWP. Please.
Black person: "That was racist as fuck"
Other White Person: "Surely, they were being ironic."
Don't wake up and use any of your days on earth being an OWP. Please.
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
White person: *several racist sentences*
Black person: "That was racist as fuck"
Other White Person: "Surely, they were being ironic."
Don't wake up and use any of your days on earth being an OWP. Please.
Black person: "That was racist as fuck"
Other White Person: "Surely, they were being ironic."
Don't wake up and use any of your days on earth being an OWP. Please.
One of the clients made my coworker bacalaitos and she doesn’t want them soooo…Merry Christmas to me 😍
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
One of the clients made my coworker bacalaitos and she doesn’t want them soooo…Merry Christmas to me 😍
Idk why but prepping for the holiday season this year is so much more exciting 🍁🎄
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Idk why but prepping for the holiday season this year is so much more exciting 🍁🎄
Hubby and I are watching all the Marvel movies/shows in chronological order and I STILL don’t get why people hated Captain Marvel… 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hubby and I are watching all the Marvel movies/shows in chronological order and I STILL don’t get why people hated Captain Marvel… 🤔
What’s funny is people could choose to be mad or they could be better but they usually choose to be mad and double down 😒
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What’s funny is people could choose to be mad or they could be better but they usually choose to be mad and double down 😒
Was listening to her yesterday and didn’t even realize!!
Happy 25th Anniversary to Sade’s fifth studio album ‘Lovers Rock’ originally released November 13, 2000 | Listen to the album + read our tribute here: album.ink/SadeLoversRock
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Was listening to her yesterday and didn’t even realize!!
I literally see the cogs moving in my colleagues head as she tries to take the words that came out of my mouth and make up some random response to something I never said or implied
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I literally see the cogs moving in my colleagues head as she tries to take the words that came out of my mouth and make up some random response to something I never said or implied
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“This isn’t the America I know!”
Black People:
Black People:
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“This isn’t the America I know!”
Black People:
Black People:
🎶En la Sangre Caribeña hay Taino y negritud🎵
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎶En la Sangre Caribeña hay Taino y negritud🎵
Feat. The gray tree frog that was not happy I was disturbing him
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Feat. The gray tree frog that was not happy I was disturbing him
This is like the 3rd ear infection I’ve had in my life ever and omg this shit is actually the worst 😩
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is like the 3rd ear infection I’ve had in my life ever and omg this shit is actually the worst 😩
Had yesterday off so today feels like the most Monday-est Wednesday in the world 😩
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Had yesterday off so today feels like the most Monday-est Wednesday in the world 😩
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
I haven’t played a good game of soccer in like 10 years😩
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I haven’t played a good game of soccer in like 10 years😩
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MAGA brains can’t comprehend this
A 50 year mortgage minimizes your monthly payment by $200/month but adds $390K in interest over the life of the loan
a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a young man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
MAGA brains can’t comprehend this