Alright y’all, who is gonna win dancing with the stars???
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Alright y’all, who is gonna win dancing with the stars???
White people taco night has gotten out of control (ngl they slapped tho)
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
White people taco night has gotten out of control (ngl they slapped tho)
hey if you’re not mad enough about gun control in our country, watch Thoughts and Prayers on HBO.. like WHY are we still prioritizing gun rights over children??!??????
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
hey if you’re not mad enough about gun control in our country, watch Thoughts and Prayers on HBO.. like WHY are we still prioritizing gun rights over children??!??????
My diet officially resumes next year because life is too short to not eat all the foods during the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My diet officially resumes next year because life is too short to not eat all the foods during the holiday season
Went out to dinner with my dad tonight and since I mentioned wanting to learn more about sourdough recently, he and his wife gave me a starter (from Belgium!) with an entire bread making kit and she wrote out instructions and tips for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Went out to dinner with my dad tonight and since I mentioned wanting to learn more about sourdough recently, he and his wife gave me a starter (from Belgium!) with an entire bread making kit and she wrote out instructions and tips for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I randomly entered Sage to be in a calendar forever ago and just got an email that she got picked lol her first (and only) gig prob 😸
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I randomly entered Sage to be in a calendar forever ago and just got an email that she got picked lol her first (and only) gig prob 😸
Making all of my friends homemade jam, vanilla extract and chili oil for Xmas this year 🥰
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Making all of my friends homemade jam, vanilla extract and chili oil for Xmas this year 🥰
has anyone had to renew or get a new a passport lately?? what are we looking at for processing time?
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
has anyone had to renew or get a new a passport lately?? what are we looking at for processing time?
Got ID’ed this afternoon and it made my day 💅🏻 cashier said “almost 32?? You look not even 23” like ok sir
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Got ID’ed this afternoon and it made my day 💅🏻 cashier said “almost 32?? You look not even 23” like ok sir
A really cool thing about being sober for almost 2 months is now my tolerance is non existent and I am drunk off a beer and a half 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A really cool thing about being sober for almost 2 months is now my tolerance is non existent and I am drunk off a beer and a half 🫠
Big fan of the new cat tower (ft a rare sighting of Mike making dinner!!!)
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big fan of the new cat tower (ft a rare sighting of Mike making dinner!!!)
My friend and I are making some BMFS bracelets for her to give out this weekend 🤭
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My friend and I are making some BMFS bracelets for her to give out this weekend 🤭
I’ve been really down on myself after losing my job and was sick for over 2 1/2 weeks and Mike literally gave me $ and forced me to go out today so I got my nails done and did some Xmas shopping 🥹 I am literally so lucky to have him ugh
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’ve been really down on myself after losing my job and was sick for over 2 1/2 weeks and Mike literally gave me $ and forced me to go out today so I got my nails done and did some Xmas shopping 🥹 I am literally so lucky to have him ugh
Recommended to me by chewy.. lol interesting
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Recommended to me by chewy.. lol interesting
I think I’m the funniest person in the world but Tim Robinson is a close second
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think I’m the funniest person in the world but Tim Robinson is a close second
lol Mike and I might have to get married in the next few months so I can be on his insurance 🫢 fuck an engagement I guess
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
lol Mike and I might have to get married in the next few months so I can be on his insurance 🫢 fuck an engagement I guess
I just had an ****** and it relieved my congestion, sinus pressure and the ringing in my ears from being sick lol
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I just had an ****** and it relieved my congestion, sinus pressure and the ringing in my ears from being sick lol
Raise ur volume if u wanna hear Sage begging for the milk in my cereal 🥲🥹
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Raise ur volume if u wanna hear Sage begging for the milk in my cereal 🥲🥹
NJ just elected its first democratic woman governor yayayaya
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
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November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
NJ just elected its first democratic woman governor yayayaya
Y’all wanna hear something real fucked? I took the last two days off work (on PTO) bc I’m dealing with a gross sinus infection (also got a drs note). Come back today to a meeting scheduled first thing only to be terminated bc “taking that much time off on a holiday weekend isn’t a good look” ??????
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Y’all wanna hear something real fucked? I took the last two days off work (on PTO) bc I’m dealing with a gross sinus infection (also got a drs note). Come back today to a meeting scheduled first thing only to be terminated bc “taking that much time off on a holiday weekend isn’t a good look” ??????
I love remembering I have free will and can just stop answering texts when I want to, like I have no obligation to continue a conversation
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I love remembering I have free will and can just stop answering texts when I want to, like I have no obligation to continue a conversation
Miles is still working on his biting skills 🥴🤭
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Miles is still working on his biting skills 🥴🤭
I meant to tell y’all I made the best chicken noodle soup tn and added a boatload of cayenne pepper and my sinuses are the clearest they’ve been in over a week 😮💨
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I meant to tell y’all I made the best chicken noodle soup tn and added a boatload of cayenne pepper and my sinuses are the clearest they’ve been in over a week 😮💨
the new iOS update is so icky to me
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the new iOS update is so icky to me
I s2g if you vote for Jack Shittarelli for NJ governor I will crash tf out
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I s2g if you vote for Jack Shittarelli for NJ governor I will crash tf out