Bryan Scary
@bryanscary.bsky.social
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I wanna do Daffy’s very badly. Perhaps with a remaster or even remix. I think the new albums will be first though, because they’re fresh as daisies.
Finally got my hands on the Flight of the Knife by @bryanscary.bsky.social on vinyl.
I hope there’s a vinyl release of Daffy’s Elixir someday. It’s my favourite album after this (wink wink nudge nudge).
I hope there’s a vinyl release of Daffy’s Elixir someday. It’s my favourite album after this (wink wink nudge nudge).
August 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wanna do Daffy’s very badly. Perhaps with a remaster or even remix. I think the new albums will be first though, because they’re fresh as daisies.
My name is so much dumber looking than the rest of us haha!
Woah, found this cleaning out my office closet. @bryanscary.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My name is so much dumber looking than the rest of us haha!
Reposted by Bryan Scary
finally got this gem of a record from @bryanscary.bsky.social
I encourage the musically adventurous of my followers to also go give it a spin. this man is a big influence on my own music
I encourage the musically adventurous of my followers to also go give it a spin. this man is a big influence on my own music
June 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
finally got this gem of a record from @bryanscary.bsky.social
I encourage the musically adventurous of my followers to also go give it a spin. this man is a big influence on my own music
I encourage the musically adventurous of my followers to also go give it a spin. this man is a big influence on my own music
"What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth?
Miracle wonder man, hero of fools.
No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
One thing I'll say for him -- Jesus is cool."
Hey Tim Rice. When you came up with that rhyme, did you think to yourself "This totally works, print it - let's go to the pub!"
Miracle wonder man, hero of fools.
No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
One thing I'll say for him -- Jesus is cool."
Hey Tim Rice. When you came up with that rhyme, did you think to yourself "This totally works, print it - let's go to the pub!"
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"What then to do about Jesus of Nazareth?
Miracle wonder man, hero of fools.
No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
One thing I'll say for him -- Jesus is cool."
Hey Tim Rice. When you came up with that rhyme, did you think to yourself "This totally works, print it - let's go to the pub!"
Miracle wonder man, hero of fools.
No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans
One thing I'll say for him -- Jesus is cool."
Hey Tim Rice. When you came up with that rhyme, did you think to yourself "This totally works, print it - let's go to the pub!"
"To find a job is like a haystack needle"
Does everyone know that the worst setup for a rhyme of all time happens to occur in one of the absolute greatest tracks ever recorded?
Does everyone know that the worst setup for a rhyme of all time happens to occur in one of the absolute greatest tracks ever recorded?
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"To find a job is like a haystack needle"
Does everyone know that the worst setup for a rhyme of all time happens to occur in one of the absolute greatest tracks ever recorded?
Does everyone know that the worst setup for a rhyme of all time happens to occur in one of the absolute greatest tracks ever recorded?
"And he said, "Grow some funk of your own amigo
Grow some funk of your own
WE NO LIKE TO WITH THE GRINGO FIGHT
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight"
Hey Bernie Taupin...that line in all caps there - will you please send me an iphone video of you speaking that out loud in a British accent?
Grow some funk of your own
WE NO LIKE TO WITH THE GRINGO FIGHT
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight"
Hey Bernie Taupin...that line in all caps there - will you please send me an iphone video of you speaking that out loud in a British accent?
March 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"And he said, "Grow some funk of your own amigo
Grow some funk of your own
WE NO LIKE TO WITH THE GRINGO FIGHT
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight"
Hey Bernie Taupin...that line in all caps there - will you please send me an iphone video of you speaking that out loud in a British accent?
Grow some funk of your own
WE NO LIKE TO WITH THE GRINGO FIGHT
But there might be a death in Mexico tonight"
Hey Bernie Taupin...that line in all caps there - will you please send me an iphone video of you speaking that out loud in a British accent?
Sometimes you're singing along to a rock n' roll classic, and you realize that you've just uttered the dumbest phrase a person has ever conceived. That happened to me tonight. Because mere seconds ago I actually said....out loud...to NO ONE...the words:
"Living - Loving - She's Just a Woman!"
"Living - Loving - She's Just a Woman!"
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Sometimes you're singing along to a rock n' roll classic, and you realize that you've just uttered the dumbest phrase a person has ever conceived. That happened to me tonight. Because mere seconds ago I actually said....out loud...to NO ONE...the words:
"Living - Loving - She's Just a Woman!"
"Living - Loving - She's Just a Woman!"
Brutalist score is the best in years, greattttttttttttttt to see that win some gold.
March 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Brutalist score is the best in years, greattttttttttttttt to see that win some gold.
The new Panda Bear is gorgeously gorgeous, one of the loveliest things any of the Animals have laid down. Loving their latest melodic hazy psych-pop incarnation in general. However - it's DISTURBING that this is now essentially classic rock.
March 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The new Panda Bear is gorgeously gorgeous, one of the loveliest things any of the Animals have laid down. Loving their latest melodic hazy psych-pop incarnation in general. However - it's DISTURBING that this is now essentially classic rock.
(Bad) prog puns and comments were way harder than (bad) yacht rock or classic rock puns/comments. Which is a testament to the ADVANCED intelligence of the prog bands, who when determining their names foresaw this exact moment in the future and named themselves accordingly.
February 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
(Bad) prog puns and comments were way harder than (bad) yacht rock or classic rock puns/comments. Which is a testament to the ADVANCED intelligence of the prog bands, who when determining their names foresaw this exact moment in the future and named themselves accordingly.
Tangerine Dream and Nektar were pretty great for a while, until they starting putting out lemons.
February 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Tangerine Dream and Nektar were pretty great for a while, until they starting putting out lemons.
Neo-prog supergroup "TRANSATLANTIC" combined members from beloved bands The Goofy Teacups, Dingus, and Vermillion Locust Patrol Pt. 4: The Wriggling Crucifix into an approximation of a 70s prog band wherein every song is 19:38 mins long and there's a silly bit when someone is wearing a plant.
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Neo-prog supergroup "TRANSATLANTIC" combined members from beloved bands The Goofy Teacups, Dingus, and Vermillion Locust Patrol Pt. 4: The Wriggling Crucifix into an approximation of a 70s prog band wherein every song is 19:38 mins long and there's a silly bit when someone is wearing a plant.
Pat Moraz ended up on only one Yes album - RELAYER - before Rick Wakeman rejoined the band. People say Moraz brought a more fusion-inspired touch to the band. But the main reason Jon Anderson got him in was for his dashing good looks. For at that time, you see, Jon wanted to pat more ass.
February 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Pat Moraz ended up on only one Yes album - RELAYER - before Rick Wakeman rejoined the band. People say Moraz brought a more fusion-inspired touch to the band. But the main reason Jon Anderson got him in was for his dashing good looks. For at that time, you see, Jon wanted to pat more ass.
People debate what counts as the first prog rock album. Some say it's "Days of Future Past." Some say it's "In The Court of the Crimson King." But everyone knows deep down inside that it's when Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka goes through the tunnel and all that crazy shit happens.
February 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
People debate what counts as the first prog rock album. Some say it's "Days of Future Past." Some say it's "In The Court of the Crimson King." But everyone knows deep down inside that it's when Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka goes through the tunnel and all that crazy shit happens.
(APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR THIS ONE):
Let me just say that, as a Jewish man, I was thrilled to learn that legendary prog geniuses the Shulman brothers are also members of the tribe. But WHY, then, did they name their band GENTILE GIANT?!!
Let me just say that, as a Jewish man, I was thrilled to learn that legendary prog geniuses the Shulman brothers are also members of the tribe. But WHY, then, did they name their band GENTILE GIANT?!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR THIS ONE):
Let me just say that, as a Jewish man, I was thrilled to learn that legendary prog geniuses the Shulman brothers are also members of the tribe. But WHY, then, did they name their band GENTILE GIANT?!!
Let me just say that, as a Jewish man, I was thrilled to learn that legendary prog geniuses the Shulman brothers are also members of the tribe. But WHY, then, did they name their band GENTILE GIANT?!!
Somebody book me on one of those CRUISE TO THE EDGE boats so I can do this stuff as a standup and fluff up the crowd for solo Steve Hackett.
February 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Somebody book me on one of those CRUISE TO THE EDGE boats so I can do this stuff as a standup and fluff up the crowd for solo Steve Hackett.
The difference between the good time glam boogie boys SLADE and the not-such-a-great-time prog band GREENSLADE is that the first band made wayyyyyy more money than the second band - so let that be a lesson to bands: don't name yourself after money!!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The difference between the good time glam boogie boys SLADE and the not-such-a-great-time prog band GREENSLADE is that the first band made wayyyyyy more money than the second band - so let that be a lesson to bands: don't name yourself after money!!!
Neo-proggers Marillion's original lead singer "Fish" cried when he learned about the jam band PHISH, because the band was clever enough to spell it's name with a "PH" and that's the most incredible idea anyone has ever had about anything ever, and I'm including Albert Einstein and Beethoven.
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Neo-proggers Marillion's original lead singer "Fish" cried when he learned about the jam band PHISH, because the band was clever enough to spell it's name with a "PH" and that's the most incredible idea anyone has ever had about anything ever, and I'm including Albert Einstein and Beethoven.
In the 90s action thriller CRIMSON TIDE, Robert Fripp stars as the King, opposite Denzel Washington (who plays the drums) and Gene Hackman (who plays the bass).
February 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
In the 90s action thriller CRIMSON TIDE, Robert Fripp stars as the King, opposite Denzel Washington (who plays the drums) and Gene Hackman (who plays the bass).
The curmudgeon-y Rock-in-opposition (R.I.O.), wing of prog takes umbrage at the thought of being associated with lame symphonic prog groups like Genesis or Camel.
But I say they should cheer up and name themselves after DURAN DURAN'S album RIO instead, so we can all friggin relax already!
But I say they should cheer up and name themselves after DURAN DURAN'S album RIO instead, so we can all friggin relax already!
February 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The curmudgeon-y Rock-in-opposition (R.I.O.), wing of prog takes umbrage at the thought of being associated with lame symphonic prog groups like Genesis or Camel.
But I say they should cheer up and name themselves after DURAN DURAN'S album RIO instead, so we can all friggin relax already!
But I say they should cheer up and name themselves after DURAN DURAN'S album RIO instead, so we can all friggin relax already!
Pete Seeger's name is back in the press again, thanks to the new Bob Dylan biopic. Hopefully everyone will come to learn some of his great songs, including his amazing tune wherein he wishes he could start a prog band with a theatrical, fiery lead singer: "IF I HAD A HAMMILL."
February 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pete Seeger's name is back in the press again, thanks to the new Bob Dylan biopic. Hopefully everyone will come to learn some of his great songs, including his amazing tune wherein he wishes he could start a prog band with a theatrical, fiery lead singer: "IF I HAD A HAMMILL."
Here's a very useful tip for prog rock fans: every time you say the word "Mellotron," place 10 dollars into a jar in your bedroom. By the end of year, your entire yearly tax liability will be in that jar and you'll never worry about money again!!
February 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Here's a very useful tip for prog rock fans: every time you say the word "Mellotron," place 10 dollars into a jar in your bedroom. By the end of year, your entire yearly tax liability will be in that jar and you'll never worry about money again!!
REJECTED QUESTION ON THE 2024 S.A.T. TEST:
Choose the one that doesn't belong:
Nursery Cryme. Selling England By The Pound. Foxtrot. The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. Boobies On Parade. A Trick of the Tail. Wind And Wuthering
Choose the one that doesn't belong:
Nursery Cryme. Selling England By The Pound. Foxtrot. The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. Boobies On Parade. A Trick of the Tail. Wind And Wuthering
February 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
REJECTED QUESTION ON THE 2024 S.A.T. TEST:
Choose the one that doesn't belong:
Nursery Cryme. Selling England By The Pound. Foxtrot. The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. Boobies On Parade. A Trick of the Tail. Wind And Wuthering
Choose the one that doesn't belong:
Nursery Cryme. Selling England By The Pound. Foxtrot. The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway. Boobies On Parade. A Trick of the Tail. Wind And Wuthering
I'm expecting to hit it HUGE on TikTok with my Magma/VDGG mashup band Christian Vander Graaf Generator
February 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm expecting to hit it HUGE on TikTok with my Magma/VDGG mashup band Christian Vander Graaf Generator
Pete Sinfield wasn't always that way either! He started out as Pete Virtuepatch!
February 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Pete Sinfield wasn't always that way either! He started out as Pete Virtuepatch!