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Bruce Denby
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Scientist. Author. Umlaut conjurer. Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B004L2HZWE Recent articles: https://arxiv.org/pdf/2504.12447
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A veritable shelf in whoops clothing!!
Breaking - Arrest made in Paris heist case.
Building the spiritual edifice, tear by tear.
Judlip reckoned if he cried loud enough for help, he might hear it himself and come running.
DidYouKnow - If you remove all extraneous details from your life, there's nothing left?
Eight years ago today:

Topper always urged on his 3-legged pal Sparky. Even after Sparky died and was buried in the garden, Topper still kept rooting for the underdog.
There were many examples of hell on Earth, but Satan's Lair was the "go-to" hell if you really wanted to suffer in style.
"Whiter weeder," wittered Wouter's waiter. "Woe to her what heard 'wetter water'."
Breaking - Burglars make off with "Clown Jewels" at Bozo Mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Guards were overpowered by laughing gas sprayed from fake flower in perpetrator's lapel. Collection included a "three carrot" diamond hand-pressed from charcoal briquets by neighbor Superman.
Have just completed a 1:10000 scale model of a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro. Was going to include a photo but now I can't find it anymore.
DidYouKnow - During a bout of depression, Tonto suffered from delusions that he was the Lone Ranger and had to undergo kemo-therapy?
Contemplating a Ninja Turtle full body tattoo. Details to follow.
Eleven years ago today:

The hominid erred naked and barefoot down the endless, winding gorge, captivated by its stark beauty. It was meander thrall!
Mayonnaise release the glory of the cumin and the lard.

- Fatten Hymn of the Republic
To bathe ... to steep. To steep ... perchance to clean? Aïe, there's the rubber ducky!

- Omelet's Somniloquy, Billy Wagstaff
"Masta hasta casta rasta pasta fasta?" Shasta asta. "Basta! Disasta!"

- Uncommon Ramen, Wei Tugo, 1926.
They don't give a toss
About any lousy talking hoss
It's not what they call Mr. Ed

- Sultana's Fling