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BrookMuse

@brooklmuse.bsky.social

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Supplying you with Daily Stats & Memes about the GOAT of Basketball Brook '🌊🗻' Lopez | @statmuse | #LetBrookHoop | #FearTheDeer | 🇩🇪

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BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · May 6

Brook Lopez

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Jan 14

Brook Lopez will always be there for you

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BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 20

He’s just a chill guy fr

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 19

Brook Lopez in the Win against the Rockets:

27 PTS (!!!)
10 REB
1 AST
4 BLK (!!!)
3 STL (!!!)
73.3 FG%
62.5 3P% (5 3PM)
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I HAVE ORGASMED IN WAYS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 18

Brookie Wookie Rookie Lopez

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 17

Me too, always

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 16

Get on my Level

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 16

They should make Disneyland but like Lopez Land

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 15

Ok but like Brook Lopez

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 14

BROOK LOPEZ IN THE WIN AGAINST THE PISTONS:

29 PTS (!!!)
8 REB
5 BLK (!)
3 STL (!)
52.9 FG%
62.5 3P% (5 3PM)
75.0 FT%

WHAT THE F*CK IS ACTUALLY GOING ON!🐐🔥

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BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 13

It’s non negotiable, I’m taking 11.11%

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 13

I want 11.11% of every cent you make off of this video

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BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 13

Okay but what if I told you my real name wasn’t actually BrookMuse

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BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 11

ITS BROOK LOPEZ DAY🐐🔥‼️🎉

BrookMuse @brooklmuse.bsky.social · Nov 10

Brook Lopez

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