Brooke Breit
@brookebreit.bsky.social
creative director at jackbox games
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
actor and comedian in chicago
flower on magic tavern
party mom
check out my sweet acting reel ok bye https://vimeo.com/1105223469?share=copy
My family just watched Now You See Me and now we are all yelling at each other. My husband is screaming THE MIRROR REFLECTS THE ROOM AND NOT THE PEOPLE and now the dog is upset
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My family just watched Now You See Me and now we are all yelling at each other. My husband is screaming THE MIRROR REFLECTS THE ROOM AND NOT THE PEOPLE and now the dog is upset
The back right pocket of my jeans has completely detached at the bottom which means my phone now hits the floor at least 20 times a day
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The back right pocket of my jeans has completely detached at the bottom which means my phone now hits the floor at least 20 times a day
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
(Because there’s no way I’ll remember to put that sucker on my non-dominant butt cheek)
My hilarious friend Joey Bland was so gracious to ask me to compete on his amazing podcast. It’s quick and fun and you might learn something??
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Ep. 19
Podcast Episode · Like Minds · 10/29/2025 · 34m
podcasts.apple.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My hilarious friend Joey Bland was so gracious to ask me to compete on his amazing podcast. It’s quick and fun and you might learn something??
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Got this in the mail and it took me TOO LONG to realize it was NOT a turkey in a bikini
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Got this in the mail and it took me TOO LONG to realize it was NOT a turkey in a bikini
my kid: what’s that?
me: pain medicine
my kid: medicine… THAT GIVES YOU PAIN???
me: pain medicine
my kid: medicine… THAT GIVES YOU PAIN???
October 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
my kid: what’s that?
me: pain medicine
my kid: medicine… THAT GIVES YOU PAIN???
me: pain medicine
my kid: medicine… THAT GIVES YOU PAIN???
this year’s pumpkins 🎃
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
this year’s pumpkins 🎃
Starting the new season of British Bake Off, and I was not emotionally prepared for the amount of hands slapping oozing cake situations I witnessed in that first episode
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Starting the new season of British Bake Off, and I was not emotionally prepared for the amount of hands slapping oozing cake situations I witnessed in that first episode
Attempting to finally finish Lorelei and the Laser Eyes (damn it’s a good game)
Come hang and help figure out these damn puzzles at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Come hang and help figure out these damn puzzles at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Attempting to finally finish Lorelei and the Laser Eyes (damn it’s a good game)
Come hang and help figure out these damn puzzles at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Come hang and help figure out these damn puzzles at twitch.tv/brookebreit
Pro acting tip: make sure you give them a Bigfoot sighting thumbnail shot in your audition. They’ll be like WHO IS SHE
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Pro acting tip: make sure you give them a Bigfoot sighting thumbnail shot in your audition. They’ll be like WHO IS SHE
Tried making “shortbread spoons”
It went “ok”
It went “ok”
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tried making “shortbread spoons”
It went “ok”
It went “ok”
If you haven’t already, please wishlist The Jackbox Party Pack 11 on Steam!
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you haven’t already, please wishlist The Jackbox Party Pack 11 on Steam!
Very excited to play a game that looks VERY WEIRD. Come hang out and play Blippo+ with me
Twitch.tv/brookebreit
Twitch.tv/brookebreit
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Very excited to play a game that looks VERY WEIRD. Come hang out and play Blippo+ with me
Twitch.tv/brookebreit
Twitch.tv/brookebreit
hey we can’t really deal with this right now, could this wait?
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hey we can’t really deal with this right now, could this wait?
I was at a school tour this weekend where during a large presentation, the computer projecting a slideshow of stats and school pics accidentally started sharing all of the personal photos of the person who owned the laptop and it was like an early 2000s comedy fever dream and INCREDIBLE
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was at a school tour this weekend where during a large presentation, the computer projecting a slideshow of stats and school pics accidentally started sharing all of the personal photos of the person who owned the laptop and it was like an early 2000s comedy fever dream and INCREDIBLE
I put on the tiniest touch of makeup
my kids:
WHY IS THIS ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AND WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT
my kids:
WHY IS THIS ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AND WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I put on the tiniest touch of makeup
my kids:
WHY IS THIS ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AND WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT
my kids:
WHY IS THIS ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AND WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT
playing hades 2 over at twitch.tv/brookebreit
also I will be VERY BAD AT IT until I GET GOOD but that is THE WAY
also I will be VERY BAD AT IT until I GET GOOD but that is THE WAY
September 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
playing hades 2 over at twitch.tv/brookebreit
also I will be VERY BAD AT IT until I GET GOOD but that is THE WAY
also I will be VERY BAD AT IT until I GET GOOD but that is THE WAY
I’m ready to fall in love again
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m ready to fall in love again
y’all I made apple cake
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
y’all I made apple cake
shoutout to everyone entering their warty goblin pumpkin era
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
shoutout to everyone entering their warty goblin pumpkin era
The first 5 min of #RHOSLC is giving Blair Witch. If this season doesn’t end with someone standing eerily facing a corner then what are we doing here.
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The first 5 min of #RHOSLC is giving Blair Witch. If this season doesn’t end with someone standing eerily facing a corner then what are we doing here.
12-14 middle school science VHS tapes
why did my child bring them home?
because that shit was free
(we do not have a VHS player)
why did my child bring them home?
because that shit was free
(we do not have a VHS player)
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
12-14 middle school science VHS tapes
why did my child bring them home?
because that shit was free
(we do not have a VHS player)
why did my child bring them home?
because that shit was free
(we do not have a VHS player)
