Brittnay Johnston
@brittnay.bsky.social
Tv writer but who even cares anymore
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Brittnay Johnston
@brittnay.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Me getting yet another notice that all of my personal information has been compromised in a data breach
There’s thunder in LA but only those of us brave enough to stay night owls into our 30s get to enjoy it 😎
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
There’s thunder in LA but only those of us brave enough to stay night owls into our 30s get to enjoy it 😎
Just got such a good Green Envelope that now I’m convinced the rapture IS happening tomorrow :(
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just got such a good Green Envelope that now I’m convinced the rapture IS happening tomorrow :(
Everything is so fucking bad it literally hurts to be alive but The Bills are good and that’ll have to be enough for now
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Everything is so fucking bad it literally hurts to be alive but The Bills are good and that’ll have to be enough for now
I always knew a podcast would start the next Civil War.
September 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I always knew a podcast would start the next Civil War.
My parents in their 30’s: time for baby #4
Me in my 30’s: should I have a couch warming party
Me in my 30’s: should I have a couch warming party
August 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My parents in their 30’s: time for baby #4
Me in my 30’s: should I have a couch warming party
Me in my 30’s: should I have a couch warming party
Me when my husband asks what I want to do for my birthday
July 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me when my husband asks what I want to do for my birthday
my entire family work in healthcare so I never leave a doctor’s office without complimenting every person there. Nurse? Painless IV insert. Doctor? Couldn’t have listened better. Tech? That was the best blood pressure cuff I have ever felt.
July 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
my entire family work in healthcare so I never leave a doctor’s office without complimenting every person there. Nurse? Painless IV insert. Doctor? Couldn’t have listened better. Tech? That was the best blood pressure cuff I have ever felt.
Working in entertainment means constantly hearing “no” from things you didn’t even know were on the table just to increase the pain
June 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Working in entertainment means constantly hearing “no” from things you didn’t even know were on the table just to increase the pain
I miss Twitter the most during earthquakes
June 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I miss Twitter the most during earthquakes
To be or not to be really is the FUCKING question, huh?
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
To be or not to be really is the FUCKING question, huh?
Biggest military in the world*
*to be deployed against its own people
*to be deployed against its own people
June 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Biggest military in the world*
*to be deployed against its own people
*to be deployed against its own people
So we’re all just gonna roll over and accept that bikinis are $200 total????
June 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So we’re all just gonna roll over and accept that bikinis are $200 total????
I’ve been doing the Phoneodoro Method lately, which is when you do 10 minutes of work then scroll your phone for 60 as a reward.
May 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ve been doing the Phoneodoro Method lately, which is when you do 10 minutes of work then scroll your phone for 60 as a reward.
Why does The Survivor 50 casting announcement feel like they’re all gonna fight to the death in the Hunger Games
May 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why does The Survivor 50 casting announcement feel like they’re all gonna fight to the death in the Hunger Games
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i feel like you could put a percent ticker labeled “wokeness in government” and have it going down to zero and trick these people into think that’s a real measured metric
May 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i feel like you could put a percent ticker labeled “wokeness in government” and have it going down to zero and trick these people into think that’s a real measured metric
Flight just got pushed back to 1:30am
May 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Flight just got pushed back to 1:30am
Love that all the Catholics in my life are like “when I saw that the new Pope was American I was terrified”
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Love that all the Catholics in my life are like “when I saw that the new Pope was American I was terrified”
1 Pope vs. 100 Cardinals
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
1 Pope vs. 100 Cardinals
Did you know you can just block every single conservative account you come across including the White House
May 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Did you know you can just block every single conservative account you come across including the White House
Me when I schedule therapy: “everything is awful. I have never known happiness. Life is futile.”
Me at therapy: “I love my friends!!!!!!!!!😀”
Me at therapy: “I love my friends!!!!!!!!!😀”
April 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me when I schedule therapy: “everything is awful. I have never known happiness. Life is futile.”
Me at therapy: “I love my friends!!!!!!!!!😀”
Me at therapy: “I love my friends!!!!!!!!!😀”
Diva down
George Santos, a Former Republican Congressman, has been sentenced to more than 7 years in prison for fraud.
April 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Diva down
The bitch is back…
…IN THERAPY!!!!
…IN THERAPY!!!!
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The bitch is back…
…IN THERAPY!!!!
…IN THERAPY!!!!
Can we do online Pope betting in California?
April 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Can we do online Pope betting in California?