Brittan Tolford
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Brittan Tolford
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See what would drive these men to make these faces this week on BIGFEETS
I am beginning to believe that Trump supporters do not realize he was already president from 2017 - 2020. The amount of people blaming Biden for Covid lockdown there is no other explanation.
I had someone genuinely bring up concerns about a friend doing this the other day and all I could think was isn’t that the point? Why are you so worried about them being “in touch” with 12 year olds when In six months they won’t be 12 anymore?
By far the funniest part of this episode was at the end of the Tablesaw 2 video when Amazon decided to flash a “7+” maturity rating on the screen.
In fifth grade my teachers told me to never ever use Wikipedia cus anyone could contribute that but I was aloud to use literally any other website as a source in a paper. Been thinking about that a lot recently.
I’m so happy I can bring this joy into peoples lives.
They never say it’s Jeff and Willy but when Wild bill gets caught in giant box on a stick trap we’ll know who it was.
#BigFeets needs to start mountain monsters over back from the beginning with the new found context that having Jeff as a boss is where they drew the line. All the degrading defeats, horrible failures, and public nudity was less humiliating for them than having to work for Jeff.
The AIMS team splitting and starting rival shows, One on YouTube and the other on local TV, is so insane that I’m now 85% sure I am trapped in the Truman Show dome based solely on this detail.
HOLY SHIT @brockway.bsky.social WAS 100% RIGHT JEFF DOES OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE AIMS TEAM. I 1000% percent thought it was a joke till I saw this #bigfeets #mountainmonsters
I wanna start a Kickstarter and get a bunch of people who have only listened to bigfeets and have them re-enact episodes of mountain monsters with just a script.
No I gotta find out if Mothman is in WOD
There are these giant crystal caves in Mexico that are beautiful but
the combination of the high humidity and the air being warmer than your body means that water condenses in your lungs while breathing. You can drown breathing air.
Noooo Big D is gonna kill mothman!
This is how Flavor of Love ended. With Flavor Flav looking in the mirror and realizing the only love he needed was to love himself.
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
The most random thing I remember about this show is that they’re all cops? Or soldiers or something? Point is the biker mice from mars are total posers.
I feel like 14th century philosophers are as likely to come up in a Chris Fleming show as Charli xcx
So wait is it a conspiracy that the Catholic Church is trying to cover up JK Rowling’s true nature?
The thing that never seizes to baffle me is Trumps seeming earnestness. Like today we learned he actually believed DOGE was saving the American people trillions of dollars. That’s insane.
So I’ve been headlining Christian nationalist literature for a book and they are Obsessed with the youth as a vehicle for giving people hope for the future in a way which is hilarious cus the Bible and early church literature talks a lot about how focusing on youth leads to instability.
You gotta join one of the cults where they convince you everything is your idea
This but with literally all forms of media.
Fun Story: They opened a local Lego collector store recently and I immediately set out bounties that if they get any of the attack of the clones Lego sets I am to be informed immediately. (With particular emphasis on the original At-Te set)