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BriteHope

BriteHope

@britehope.bsky.social

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British textile artist, fanfic writer, k-pop fan and doll collector. Fandom old lady.

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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4h

If Teppic had been raised in Djelibeybi then he and Ptraci would absolutely have ended up together, but he'd spent too much time in Ankh-Morpork and so the idea of incestuous royal relationships wasn't normal to him anymore. Just like it was normal to the ancient Egyptian ruling families.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4h

I get the feeling that Terry preferred to go from 'are not together' to 'are a couple' and just sort of... skip the messy bit in between. He didn't seem to even really want to deal with the major romances of Carrot/Angua or Vimes/Sybil, just letting them sort of... happen.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 12h

And even if all the brown people were gone it would be the English against the Irish, Scots and Welsh, and then we'd be back to the Christians agaist everyone else, and then the Protestants against the Catholics....

Some people aren't happy unless they have someone to hate.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 12h

If you were a farm worker in the 1790's you didn't really get a choice about sensory hell, you put on your smock and you went out to herd the sheep. Also it wasn't a close-fitting garment, more like a unisex tunic-dress thing that you wore over your chemise and either skirts or pants.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 13h

When I was a little kid smocking was popular for little kid clothes because we didn't grow out of it so fast. This was, of course, after the invention of shirring elastic, which kicked it up another level.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 13h

Given that it made for, what, four times the density of fabric in some very hard-wearing areas, it also meant that the garment would be expected to live through a lot of hard work. Smocks were clothes for working people, farmers, milkmaids, carters and the like.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 13h

People used to put it on garments where the wearer would be expected to grow - shoulders, arms, back and chest, especially. And then when the wearer DID grow, they'd cut the stitches and iron out the pleats and the smock would last a lot longer! 1/2

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 13h

I do it! I have the little auto-widget that won't let me post unless I have the alt-text!

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 13h

Do it you'll love it.
Hot tip: The floss is not meant to be used as it comes, it's six seperate threads in one and the pattern will tell you how many you need. Usually two for the crosses and one for outlines.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 1d

Unless you also count wolverines, which are the largest members of the mustelid family and therefore technically the most amount of animal you can get that you can call a weasel.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d

I very much agree with this lady. Also with the choices of frilly pink lady. A fashionable post today!

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d

I really love your work! You're such a talented artist, you must have been doing this for such a long time to get so good!

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 2d

I think it's funny that everyone who draws Hongjoong with animal ears has apparently never seen a squirrel, and especially never a red squirrel

squirrel ears are a bit pointed. red squirrel ears have dramatic black tufts of fur on them. They would look so cool on him.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 3d

I love your little character portraits and I keep thinking maybe I should doodle some of them, I am so out of practice, after all.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d

that outfit is just rectangles of plastic with serged edges, isn't it. The very cheapest possible.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d

Woah, sounds expensive! Glad it's working for you tho.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 4d

*grabby grabby* What did you buy, my skin is horrible in exactly the same way and my mother won't get off my case about it, please help me.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 5d

RED STUFF:
- sauteed onions + garlic
- mince/quorn mince
- whatever beans, veggies you have on hand, frozen and canned are fine
- canned tomatoes and/or puree
- spices to taste, can be made into chili
- serve over rice/potatoes/pasta, or under cheesy mash or potato waffles with cheese melted on top.

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BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d

Double batch of ornaments to show y'all, that means a double post! I actually have more than this but one is my beta reader's christmas present and I don't know if she's on Bsky, so...
Enjoy! 🧵

A round stuffed felt Christmas tree ornament decorated to look like a sugar cookie in white and red embroidery, with red, white and silver beads with a copper hand-shaped 'hand made' tag hanging from one of the three bead dangles.

A white heart-shaped Christmas tree ornament with red, blue, yellow and green embroidery and beading, and a bead dangle finished with a gold-plated teardrop bead.

A pointed oval felt Christmas tree ornament in shades of green, blue and purple felt, with a green heart in the middle decorated with beaded lattice enbroidery, and a beaded dangle with cloisonne beads, vintage reclaimed beads and an embossed gunmetal heart.

A grey felt Christmas tree ornament embroidered with a holly and evergreen wreath decorated with 'Five Gold Rings' - as in the Christmas Carol. It also has a red bow holding a gold 'made with love' tag, and a glass bead dangle finished with a moss agate leaf.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d

Next lot, now! 🧵

An oval felt Christmas ornament in red, green and black, enbroidered in red, green and yellow florals in a Canal Boat style, and trimmed with gold and black beads, finished with a gold bugle bead tassel.

A green oval felt Christmas tree ornament featuring a beaded and sequinned Christmas tree in a red pot, with three rainbow dangles finished with gold points.

A teardrop-shaped felt Christmas tree ornament in blue, lavender and green, decorated with beads and a dark mother-of-pearl button and embroidered. There are three dangles, each with iridescent czech glass beads and vintage reclaimed beads.

A round felt Christmas ornament in lavender and olive green embroidered with a gingerbread house inside an evergreen wreath. The wreath has gold berries and a pale pink bow, and the house has pearl sequins as roof tiles. Two of the three dangles are finished with copper points, one with a mother-of-pearl heart.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 6d

Double batch of ornaments to show y'all, that means a double post! I actually have more than this but one is my beta reader's christmas present and I don't know if she's on Bsky, so...
Enjoy! 🧵

A round stuffed felt Christmas tree ornament decorated to look like a sugar cookie in white and red embroidery, with red, white and silver beads with a copper hand-shaped 'hand made' tag hanging from one of the three bead dangles.

A white heart-shaped Christmas tree ornament with red, blue, yellow and green embroidery and beading, and a bead dangle finished with a gold-plated teardrop bead.

A pointed oval felt Christmas tree ornament in shades of green, blue and purple felt, with a green heart in the middle decorated with beaded lattice enbroidery, and a beaded dangle with cloisonne beads, vintage reclaimed beads and an embossed gunmetal heart.

A grey felt Christmas tree ornament embroidered with a holly and evergreen wreath decorated with 'Five Gold Rings' - as in the Christmas Carol. It also has a red bow holding a gold 'made with love' tag, and a glass bead dangle finished with a moss agate leaf.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 7d

I keep meaning to, but I don't have a real worktable, let alone the storage space for the finished product. Maybe if I can make something held together with magnets that I can take apart and mix and match?

Some day, anyway.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 9d

I would love this movie!

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 9d

WTF? Judging from that picture she wasn't even that fat but go off I guess.

BriteHope @britehope.bsky.social · 10d

OMG this is so sweet!