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The Brisco & Bucky Adventure Show
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Old-ass retired Army Warrant Officer hiding out in Colorado. Recovering Oregonian. Formerly known as Hondo & Chief
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Cashier: "Oh, are you expecting a lot of trick-or-trearers?"

Me: "Oh shit - is it Halloween already?"...
MD, Easter Seals, St Jude's, the Shriners - all that shit was focused primarily on kids. And it was EVERYWHERE

But you reminded me of an important point that some may have forgotten: Rob Schneider is a fucking idiot.
Five minutes ago they were fighting like cats and...something..something...
I always tell people that I talk good but I write well...
Brisco knocked me on my ass last night at the dog park. First time that's ever happened with any dog. I was talking to an elderly couple and he was playing with their dog and just barreled into me. All I could think of was what if he hit one of them? I'm pretty sturdy - they would've broken a hip!
Gotta watch those CW3s - they're the worst of the bunch 😜
"I know - let's make another Tron movie"
"Yes! People love Tron - we should actually feature the Tron character this time like they've all been wanting."
"Lol - no..."
Doing more goofy local shit during our staycation...
786-6381. It was 1977. We didn't bother with area codes back then, but parents burned the home phone# into our brains like a metal slide on a summer day.
Mushrooms are gross. Almost as gross as Lee Greenwood.
lol - for me it was always Diet Dr Pepper. The kids in my platoon didn't know what to do with me.
"The UnderArmour section is clear. Proceeding to the Carhartt racks. Send backup, over."
There's a reason I didn't start drinking hot bitter bean water until my 40s: that's when I discovered the really good flavored creamers and milkshake-adjacent coffee drinks.

I really was a poor excuse for a warrant - no coffee, no nicotine, no mustache... I was a friggin mess.
We could've had an entire franchise of de-aged, AI Bruce Boxleitner throwing cyber-frisbees at bad guys and I'd have been more than happy. But no, let's throw Jared Leto at it instead - his movies are always bangers, right?...
I've been here for almost 20 years and have been to Buena Vista many times.

I still pronounce it "bway-na"...