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J. B. Chapters
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Yeah if the Mariners had been in the World Series it woulda gone down like this too
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Dan Aykroyd is the perfect Boomer, which is to say he’s a sort of woke crank
Qu’est-ce que Arc Raiders?
This is clearly a painting of Mt Rainier from the paradise entrance
Reading about the German Jan 1918 strike and learning that there were FIVE Pauls in the Action Committee of the USPD
May the Mariners meet the Phillies at the World Series
I love Iron Maiden for the simple reason that they make songs about scary 19th cavalrymen, being scared by the number of the beast, the Battle of Britain, the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Listened to two full albums of Ghost today for the first time and there were multiple times where I thought, “this sounds like Mr. Mister” (complimentary).
Imagining a guy who goes to concerts just to hang out near the porta potty lines that says stuff like “this is where the real action is”
Growing up is realizing that people really were smoking grass and listening to Surfing Bird or like Louie Louie
Finished the first two eps of Alien: Earth and now I’m going to predict the rest of the plot:
-Bring aliens back to Neverland island
-Experiments go awry, aliens escape
-Synths vs Aliens
-Trillionaire Boygenius dies
-Weyland-Yutani comes in to clean up again
“And what is your charming American expression? How you say…snug as bug in rug?”
There’s got to be a paper out there that talks about suburban men “fertilizing” and “seeding” their lawns in a mytho-historical context
If I have to hear John Philip Fucking Sousa at a baseball game I’m gonna lose it
So tired of of the military at sporting events man
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Lord, I wish lawn care equipment had never been invented. If only the English had filled their estates with fields of flowers instead of effing lawns.
Yeah, that’s like the whole reason why we’re still there
The Kratt brothers always had that shit on
Please tell me where I can find this whole video
Whenever guys hear stuff like, “they blew up the bridges and took defensive positions in the hills” they think, “hell yeah I’d do the same.”
Compulsively looking up any address mentioned in a biography or history book on street view to see if the building is still there
Incredible things can be found at the thrift store
Is this what happens when you move past the stage of seeing the plants you can identify as your friends?
An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but an orange a day keeps the evil at bay.