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aquariana ♒️ 🍒
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twitter refugee | wich bich | vintage clothing shop owner | astrology | film
i only envy women born on halloween. but then again i was born in the depths of winter when everything is barren frigid and dark which is also a serve energetically.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
people who don’t like cats typically don’t know how to respect boundaries and also have control issues. if you have trouble gaining a cats trust you probably just suck idk :/
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
tiktok brings a lot of things to my attention that i would have never thought about otherwise like what men do w their pp when they’re going #2
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the way my mother acts during menopause makes me hope the meteor comes before i have to get to that phase
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i genuinely cry when i see britney spears edits from before they broke her i love her sm and my heart BREAKS
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
the scariest magas are the ones who voted for obama and somehow derailed
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
you my lil sparkle jump rope queen you my lil sparkle jump rope queen 🎶
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
why does everything feel so embarrassing all of a sudden what shifted
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
have you ever seen a couple and just know they have only ever had sex together in missionary w all the lights off and a sheet between them
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
started vit d supplements not knowing they’re typically sourced from lanolin. i’m very allergic to lanolin. i have a rash EVERYWHERE.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
turns out it was never the prozac that was killing my s*x drive it was the man i was involved with
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
grown men talking about clique clique clique was the start of the men wanting to be baddies epidemic we’re currently suffering through in this essay i will
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“low tension hair styles this” “low tension hair styles that” when i do low tension hairstyles i look like the little girl from polar express
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
enough subscriptions!!! i am anti subscriptions. i want to buy it once and i want to own it. subscription culture has gone too far.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
s1e7 of interview with the vampire has me literally shaking crying laughing gasping speechless who the fuck wrote this gorgeous piece of art can i kiss them
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
there is not a single scenario in which i want to hear a drake song. not at home not a party not driving not sex not tv not social media not
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
even as a little girl i knew bobbing for apples was vile
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ok i hate a “i was born in the wrong era” ass bitch but i actually was. like some wires got crossed somewhere and there’s been a mistake this timeline is wrong my existence is incorrect!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
no one cracks me up more than me like i am so fucking funny lmfaoaoaoao
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
can y’all stop bringing up that one episode of girls for the sake of my sanity please
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
LIGHT SKIN BUT GOTTA FAT ASS SHE LOOK LIKE JLO
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
why are songs only 2 minutes and no structure now
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i wish i could experience scoring a touchdown in the nfl and then doing a lil end zone dance after while everyone cheers. that’s the only time i envy boys like ugh so fun
October 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
sixteen candles is one of my favorite movies because everyone forgot my 16th birthday too.
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM