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Brett Mayes

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Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 2d

Good for Baker screaming at John Hussey. What a total joke he’s been tonight, making up new rules left and right.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 2d

You don’t get to review the same play twice. What are we fucking doing?

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 2d

This is an all-time ref job

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 2d

And simultaneous possession is a catch, but that was also overturned on replay tonight 🤷‍♂️

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 3d

Except he didn’t. Both players were down with both hands on the ball. But go on and glaze an illegal play.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 3d

That was the most indefensible and inexcusable booth review I’ve ever seen

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 3d

How do you call a simultaneous possession catch on the field and then reverse it on review??? That’s quite literally impossible by the rules.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 3d

Mike Leach would say the Bucs are constipated on offense so far.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 3d

a man with a beard is saying bye felicia

ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia

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Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Somewhere tonight, PapaThrow and CougASutra are giddy as schoolgirls because every ridiculous and indefensible loss allows them to claim superiority over rightfully frustrated Cougs who are sick of unforced bullshit. That means more to them than actual success.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Putting this on the refs and not our abysmal coaching and executing is a choice.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Leave Jimmy in Virginia. There are 50 FCS coaches who can fuck this up equally for less money.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

FCS players, FCS coaches, FCS mistakes!

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Jimmy doesn’t challenge multiple obviously wrong first down spots last week but decides this is the moment. Fantastic.

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Fake Jake is beet red with envy

Brett Mayes @brettmayes.bsky.social · 4d

Turtling now and hoping not to lose. Ridiculous. Go out and win the game. And fix the endless pre-snap penalties while you’re at it.