Bret Saunders
@bretsaunders.bsky.social
“Come back, Zinc! Come back!”
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Anyone else disturbed that The Pope named The Human Centipede as one of his favorite films?
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anyone else disturbed that The Pope named The Human Centipede as one of his favorite films?
OK now we want to hear from anyone who DIDN’T see the Northern Lights last night. What the heck were you even doing? Watching ALF reruns? Or what?
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
OK now we want to hear from anyone who DIDN’T see the Northern Lights last night. What the heck were you even doing? Watching ALF reruns? Or what?
The last time this many Colorado folk gazed excitedly at the sky, they were looking for the Balloon Boy
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The last time this many Colorado folk gazed excitedly at the sky, they were looking for the Balloon Boy
The world can be a strange and disorienting place, so I’m happy Jimi Hendrix is still putting music out
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The world can be a strange and disorienting place, so I’m happy Jimi Hendrix is still putting music out
Remember that one time in the 2020s when the President of the United States of America posted an AI video of him dumping diarrhea on US citizens? That was nuts
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Remember that one time in the 2020s when the President of the United States of America posted an AI video of him dumping diarrhea on US citizens? That was nuts
Can’t wait until my interior monologue switches to all Christmas music
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can’t wait until my interior monologue switches to all Christmas music
Get outta here with the cakes that look like human heads
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Get outta here with the cakes that look like human heads
At the risk of appearing maudlin, we really could have a paradise. Please support your local food bank, and remember to vote today. We have to look after each other.
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
At the risk of appearing maudlin, we really could have a paradise. Please support your local food bank, and remember to vote today. We have to look after each other.
Offering up my extra hour today for the low price of $100k
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Offering up my extra hour today for the low price of $100k
“Don’t Fear the Reaper” is a good song
November 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Don’t Fear the Reaper” is a good song
How many days until CBS News announces George Santos as a correspondent for 60 Minutes?
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
How many days until CBS News announces George Santos as a correspondent for 60 Minutes?
Today is not the greatest chocolate holiday
But it is the best gummy worm
holiday
But it is the best gummy worm
holiday
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Today is not the greatest chocolate holiday
But it is the best gummy worm
holiday
But it is the best gummy worm
holiday
Attempting to explain Devil’s Night to my wife, who grew up in Denver. I’m from Detroit, where it was (is?) a thing.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Attempting to explain Devil’s Night to my wife, who grew up in Denver. I’m from Detroit, where it was (is?) a thing.
It’s National Candy Corn Day. Just add milk and enjoy a nutritious bowl this morning!
Or anytime!
Or anytime!
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s National Candy Corn Day. Just add milk and enjoy a nutritious bowl this morning!
Or anytime!
Or anytime!
It’s NATIONAL CAT DAY! Show us the cats
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s NATIONAL CAT DAY! Show us the cats
Thinking about running for Prez on this platform: I’ll raze that ballroom
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Thinking about running for Prez on this platform: I’ll raze that ballroom
Couldn’t sleep last night
Worried that people don’t embrace the true meaning of the word ‘spooktacular’ anymore
Worried that people don’t embrace the true meaning of the word ‘spooktacular’ anymore
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Couldn’t sleep last night
Worried that people don’t embrace the true meaning of the word ‘spooktacular’ anymore
Worried that people don’t embrace the true meaning of the word ‘spooktacular’ anymore
Listening to a couple of stunning live Rahsaan Roland Kirk vault discoveries that will be available for Record Store Day Black Friday, November 28. What a force of nature this guy was. Anyone who loves his music will need to hear these.
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Listening to a couple of stunning live Rahsaan Roland Kirk vault discoveries that will be available for Record Store Day Black Friday, November 28. What a force of nature this guy was. Anyone who loves his music will need to hear these.
Just occurred to me: I dress better than at least one US Senator
October 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Just occurred to me: I dress better than at least one US Senator
The Denver Nuggets return tonight - I’ve been preparing for the new season by screeching incoherently at the TV like they can actually hear and understand me
October 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The Denver Nuggets return tonight - I’ve been preparing for the new season by screeching incoherently at the TV like they can actually hear and understand me
If you take the symbolism of the White House into consideration, it would seem the demolition project is calculated to make us feel powerless.
We can’t let that feeling overtake us.
We can’t let that feeling overtake us.
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you take the symbolism of the White House into consideration, it would seem the demolition project is calculated to make us feel powerless.
We can’t let that feeling overtake us.
We can’t let that feeling overtake us.