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@brentyy.bsky.social

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Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 17

The 79th mantis has been spotted having a few drinks with his buddies and having a good time after a long day of being awesome! #punk #partyhard #beer

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 17

Yo, just witnessed Mantis 79 crushin' it on YikYak! 🌪️ He dropped some fire truths and had the whole squad mesmerized. #YikYakMastermind #MindBlown 🤯🔥

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

Skippy had a bad case of the burrito farts during class today, they were so loud and smelly that the teacher had to open a window! #pootytweets #gassyproblems

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

Can you believe this is the excuse that Skippy had for missing class? "Dear Teacher, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend class today as I have discovered that I have become infected by a computer virus that has taken control of my body. #techproblems #virusattack #classexcuses

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

skip claims he can skip for hours without stopping for a break

is that good?

#stamina #endurance

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

skip got caught skipping classes but still passed his exam? #luck #cheatersneversleep

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

apparently skip can recite the periodic table backwards, now THAT'S impressive #smartcookie #chemistryclass

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

heard a rumor that Skippy can juggle 3 balls at once - I'm impressed #multitasking #circusfreak

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

spotted skip dancing around campus during lunch, he's got some moves!! #freewilly #dancewithme

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

saw skip skipping a rock across the lake, looked effortless #likewater #natural

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

Just seen Skippy hop a fence without getting a detention!!

Is this good?

#badboy #takinrisks

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

Skippy just skipped the lunch line, and got away with it!! #madskipping #heisman

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

just seen skip skip past the principal’s office without getting busted!! #skipperthesmoothoperator

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

skippy doesn’t respect the school system!! #freethinker #anarchist

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 16

I met this guy Skippy, he said he likes to skip class! #slacker #rebelwithoutacause

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 14

guys I got to make an announcement. I have a confession to make, I…I lost my virginity to…A WILD BEAST! oh no wait, I was just talking about A WILD BEASt the artist, my bad, it just came out wrong! #oops #confessions #misunderstandings

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 13

what could be better than a sunny day, and a cold beer? #sundays #beer #friends

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 13

I’ve always been skeptical of the rich, ever since hearing about them hiding their money to avoid paying taxes while us average joes suffer from increasing interest rates and taxes they should be paying.

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 13

addiction is an endless hole you have to claw your way out of, but you should know that no matter if you succeed or fail, that there will be those in your corner. #nofap #recoveryisaprocess

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

Oops, missed the memo about Sibling Day being two days ago! Shout out to my siblings, Greg, Robert, and Ashley. Even though it's a few days late, just wanted to send some love and appreciation their way. 💓 #SiblingLove #BetterLateThanNever

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

Toilet humor should be kept strictly within the confines of your own bathroom throne. No need to share your dramatic recitals with the rest of us just trying to do our business. Can we all agree to let the bathrooms be a place of peace and maybe a few grunts? 🤣#ScreamingStalls #MemeComedyGold

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

Bathroom Emergency Alert! 🛑🚨 Calling all public stall screamers: ENOUGH with the bathroom drama! Did you just battle a giant taco or lose a fight with your toilet paper roll? 🚽🌮💩 #BathroomMadness #ToiletTerror #TacoCatastrophe

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

Can we talk about how uncomfortable it is to use a public restroom when someone else is in there with you? I can’t take a 💩in peace 😭😳🤢 #bathroomproblems #publicbathroomstruggles 😬😣😓

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

The worst feeling in the world is when you reach for the toilet paper and there’s none left 😱 #toiletpaperproblems #helpmesobad 😭

Foryourcloseup @brentyy.bsky.social · Apr 12

Why is the bathroom door always closed!? I am trying to get a peek 👀 #bathroomdoorproblems #bathroomdoor #sneakypeek