brent
@brentbaum.bsky.social
s/o to bananas. i have one every day.
December 7, 2024 at 9:18 AM
s/o to bananas. i have one every day.
as we suspected, there was a single large banana behind all the conflict we’re seeing these days
June 13, 2024 at 3:29 PM
as we suspected, there was a single large banana behind all the conflict we’re seeing these days
sir, your smart washing machine is clearly not “sensing” the “weight” of your “laundry” before it runs, it is clearly contemplating the three marks of existence before practicing its vocation
May 11, 2023 at 3:27 PM
sir, your smart washing machine is clearly not “sensing” the “weight” of your “laundry” before it runs, it is clearly contemplating the three marks of existence before practicing its vocation
gm you are going to win and i’d like to come along with you
May 11, 2023 at 4:02 AM
gm you are going to win and i’d like to come along with you
gm i am going to win and you are invited to come along with me
May 11, 2023 at 4:02 AM
gm i am going to win and you are invited to come along with me
gm this is your father speaking, we are going to win
May 11, 2023 at 4:02 AM
gm this is your father speaking, we are going to win
you can tell it’s high quality matcha if it tastes bad n makes your mouth go eheifhsjworhd
May 8, 2023 at 2:18 AM
you can tell it’s high quality matcha if it tastes bad n makes your mouth go eheifhsjworhd
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as your pastor i would simply give 4 sermons a year then sit in the Silence with you every other sunday
April 20, 2023 at 9:23 AM
as your pastor i would simply give 4 sermons a year then sit in the Silence with you every other sunday
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investments in the fungus are yeilding 10000% roi
limited time offer do not miss!!
limited time offer do not miss!!
April 28, 2023 at 2:08 AM
investments in the fungus are yeilding 10000% roi
limited time offer do not miss!!
limited time offer do not miss!!
i like it when i walk up to a urinal next to a guy and he turns slightly away from me like dude i think know your secret
April 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
i like it when i walk up to a urinal next to a guy and he turns slightly away from me like dude i think know your secret
integration period after my alcohol trip yesterday has been great.
taking back a feeling of okayness, filtering myself less, allowing my mind to hold ideas less tightly.
absolutely soaking in unfiltered slipperiness and spontaneity
taking back a feeling of okayness, filtering myself less, allowing my mind to hold ideas less tightly.
absolutely soaking in unfiltered slipperiness and spontaneity
April 26, 2023 at 7:02 AM
integration period after my alcohol trip yesterday has been great.
taking back a feeling of okayness, filtering myself less, allowing my mind to hold ideas less tightly.
absolutely soaking in unfiltered slipperiness and spontaneity
taking back a feeling of okayness, filtering myself less, allowing my mind to hold ideas less tightly.
absolutely soaking in unfiltered slipperiness and spontaneity
getting more and more drunk at this bar and i _swear_ the dharma is revealing itself to me
i am not drunk i am drunking
the glass isn’t, the sand is merely glassing (and the form is merely sanding)
this bartender is definitely me but i’m also not so
??????
!!!!!!
i am not drunk i am drunking
the glass isn’t, the sand is merely glassing (and the form is merely sanding)
this bartender is definitely me but i’m also not so
??????
!!!!!!
April 25, 2023 at 10:25 AM
getting more and more drunk at this bar and i _swear_ the dharma is revealing itself to me
i am not drunk i am drunking
the glass isn’t, the sand is merely glassing (and the form is merely sanding)
this bartender is definitely me but i’m also not so
??????
!!!!!!
i am not drunk i am drunking
the glass isn’t, the sand is merely glassing (and the form is merely sanding)
this bartender is definitely me but i’m also not so
??????
!!!!!!
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extremely long shot but: any mutuals in SF/bay area with a guest room?
April 24, 2023 at 12:04 PM
extremely long shot but: any mutuals in SF/bay area with a guest room?
look, they’re not masterpieces, but i appreciate the fact i can sit down and produce a whole ass song in 3 hours & it’ll sound good. i worked for that shit.
April 23, 2023 at 3:50 PM
look, they’re not masterpieces, but i appreciate the fact i can sit down and produce a whole ass song in 3 hours & it’ll sound good. i worked for that shit.
me in thailand:
hmmmm i am very dehydrated but a water bottle here costs $0.60 vs $0.30 in a neighboring town, what a rip off! i’ll go thirsty.
me in singapore:
hahahahaha it’s 11am i’ve already spend $25 on tea and coffee today wallet go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no one can stop me
hmmmm i am very dehydrated but a water bottle here costs $0.60 vs $0.30 in a neighboring town, what a rip off! i’ll go thirsty.
me in singapore:
hahahahaha it’s 11am i’ve already spend $25 on tea and coffee today wallet go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no one can stop me
April 23, 2023 at 5:35 AM
me in thailand:
hmmmm i am very dehydrated but a water bottle here costs $0.60 vs $0.30 in a neighboring town, what a rip off! i’ll go thirsty.
me in singapore:
hahahahaha it’s 11am i’ve already spend $25 on tea and coffee today wallet go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no one can stop me
hmmmm i am very dehydrated but a water bottle here costs $0.60 vs $0.30 in a neighboring town, what a rip off! i’ll go thirsty.
me in singapore:
hahahahaha it’s 11am i’ve already spend $25 on tea and coffee today wallet go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no one can stop me
“the fish on the left was a little small so i added another”
April 22, 2023 at 4:36 AM
“the fish on the left was a little small so i added another”
it’s all workable. just maybe not now. slowly, slowly, slowly.
April 21, 2023 at 2:51 PM
it’s all workable. just maybe not now. slowly, slowly, slowly.
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you wouldnt retweet a mushroom
April 21, 2023 at 3:01 AM
you wouldnt retweet a mushroom
we’re at the club
you’re rolling sky high
i’m eating pad thai
we are not the
you’re rolling sky high
i’m eating pad thai
we are not the
April 20, 2023 at 4:49 PM
we’re at the club
you’re rolling sky high
i’m eating pad thai
we are not the
you’re rolling sky high
i’m eating pad thai
we are not the
as your pastor i would simply give 4 sermons a year then sit in the Silence with you every other sunday
April 20, 2023 at 9:23 AM
as your pastor i would simply give 4 sermons a year then sit in the Silence with you every other sunday
channeling a monkey i met this weekend
April 19, 2023 at 9:06 AM
channeling a monkey i met this weekend
i see me how i see me
i see me how you see me
you see you how i see you
you see you how you see you
i see me how you see me
you see you how i see you
you see you how you see you
April 19, 2023 at 4:09 AM
i see me how i see me
i see me how you see me
you see you how i see you
you see you how you see you
i see me how you see me
you see you how i see you
you see you how you see you
yo @danabramov.bsky.social you posted a screenshot of frank ocean’s blonde back in… 2016? i’d never heard of that ocean guy
it’s been in the core rotation since. i love how songs can be folded into memories over time; it’s meant v different things in v different times.
thanks for music-posting :)
it’s been in the core rotation since. i love how songs can be folded into memories over time; it’s meant v different things in v different times.
thanks for music-posting :)
April 19, 2023 at 3:12 AM
yo @danabramov.bsky.social you posted a screenshot of frank ocean’s blonde back in… 2016? i’d never heard of that ocean guy
it’s been in the core rotation since. i love how songs can be folded into memories over time; it’s meant v different things in v different times.
thanks for music-posting :)
it’s been in the core rotation since. i love how songs can be folded into memories over time; it’s meant v different things in v different times.
thanks for music-posting :)
i wonder if i should be optimizing my dev setup for working offline. clean clean mental space if i can’t open a tab thoughtlessly
April 19, 2023 at 3:02 AM
i wonder if i should be optimizing my dev setup for working offline. clean clean mental space if i can’t open a tab thoughtlessly