brazen tomato
@brazentomatoe.bsky.social
just here for the “human” experience
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brazen tomato
@brazentomatoe.bsky.social
· Sep 13
everyone post the videos they watch to cheer themselves up
Hours and hours of fun and cuteness putting this miniature garden house together. The details, the quality, so impressed. Thank you love ❤️ @astroburek.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hours and hours of fun and cuteness putting this miniature garden house together. The details, the quality, so impressed. Thank you love ❤️ @astroburek.bsky.social
If your turkey is still frozen today, sorry but nobody’s eating any of it on Thursday
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If your turkey is still frozen today, sorry but nobody’s eating any of it on Thursday
What a beautiful blessing to have a spouse who supports whatever silly thing I’m into at the moment, #grateful he still gets a kick out of me after all these years, thank you baby ❤️
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What a beautiful blessing to have a spouse who supports whatever silly thing I’m into at the moment, #grateful he still gets a kick out of me after all these years, thank you baby ❤️
From what depths are people summoning energy and desire to get off their phones, get up and like do stuff such as basic house cleaning let alone deep cleaning? What is the gaslighting scripture you recite to yourself?
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
From what depths are people summoning energy and desire to get off their phones, get up and like do stuff such as basic house cleaning let alone deep cleaning? What is the gaslighting scripture you recite to yourself?
Shiva eye shells aka Mermaid money. Operculum lids that snails use to close their shells for protection.
October 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Shiva eye shells aka Mermaid money. Operculum lids that snails use to close their shells for protection.
Moon and Venus over the Gulf
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Moon and Venus over the Gulf
Consider changing your name to WARcy or ManDIE?
#alienearth
#alienearth
a close up of a woman 's face with the word kepler in the bottom right corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word kepler in the bottom right corner
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October 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Consider changing your name to WARcy or ManDIE?
#alienearth
#alienearth
#rapture didn’t get me, still here, still not happy about it
a black cat is holding a nail file and says " i 'm here " on the bottom
ALT: a black cat is holding a nail file and says " i 'm here " on the bottom
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September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#rapture didn’t get me, still here, still not happy about it
Northern cardinal dude looking wild 🪶
September 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Northern cardinal dude looking wild 🪶
If you think putting on a weighted vest will make me exercise….
Asleep Sleeping GIF
ALT: Asleep Sleeping GIF
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August 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If you think putting on a weighted vest will make me exercise….
Reposted by brazen tomato
Please don’t. Unfollow me.
August 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Please don’t. Unfollow me.
I would be the very first idiot swept up by a #tsunami cuz I’d be on the beach distracted by all fresh seashells after the water retreats before the big wave
a cartoon of a man crawling on the floor with the words piece of candy below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man crawling on the floor with the words piece of candy below him
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July 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I would be the very first idiot swept up by a #tsunami cuz I’d be on the beach distracted by all fresh seashells after the water retreats before the big wave
“Ugh it’s so hot outside, I can’t wait til Halloween and pumpkin season!”
Oh yeah? You like spooky stuff? Here’s a lil appetizer for ya, turn on your kitchen lights, go open your dishwasher, pull out a tray and take a nice look at all the rusty bits…mmm tasty
Oh yeah? You like spooky stuff? Here’s a lil appetizer for ya, turn on your kitchen lights, go open your dishwasher, pull out a tray and take a nice look at all the rusty bits…mmm tasty
June 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Ugh it’s so hot outside, I can’t wait til Halloween and pumpkin season!”
Oh yeah? You like spooky stuff? Here’s a lil appetizer for ya, turn on your kitchen lights, go open your dishwasher, pull out a tray and take a nice look at all the rusty bits…mmm tasty
Oh yeah? You like spooky stuff? Here’s a lil appetizer for ya, turn on your kitchen lights, go open your dishwasher, pull out a tray and take a nice look at all the rusty bits…mmm tasty
Oh, you look forward to enjoying the weekend? Too damn bad. Two damn bad weekends actually 🤦🏽♀️
June 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh, you look forward to enjoying the weekend? Too damn bad. Two damn bad weekends actually 🤦🏽♀️
Hear me out…
Red panda big 3:
♌️ Sun (red, cute, attractive)
♋️ Moon (loves to eat, soft, cuddly)
♉️ Venus (lounging is life, sleepy baby, feed me cuz I’m cute energy)
Red panda big 3:
♌️ Sun (red, cute, attractive)
♋️ Moon (loves to eat, soft, cuddly)
♉️ Venus (lounging is life, sleepy baby, feed me cuz I’m cute energy)
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hear me out…
Red panda big 3:
♌️ Sun (red, cute, attractive)
♋️ Moon (loves to eat, soft, cuddly)
♉️ Venus (lounging is life, sleepy baby, feed me cuz I’m cute energy)
Red panda big 3:
♌️ Sun (red, cute, attractive)
♋️ Moon (loves to eat, soft, cuddly)
♉️ Venus (lounging is life, sleepy baby, feed me cuz I’m cute energy)
May 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ladder in the sky
May 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
ladder in the sky
judgy side eye from a brown thrasher 🪶
May 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
judgy side eye from a brown thrasher 🪶
Looks like Slick discovered Dapper Dan pomade 🪶
April 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Looks like Slick discovered Dapper Dan pomade 🪶
any day spent with the one you love is a good day
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
any day spent with the one you love is a good day