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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 17h

Mojo and I have our differences at times… but c’mon, man

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 7d

Good thing he built that skyscraper

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 8d

No thank you. I have plenty of fears just sitting still.

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 10d

“Top News”

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 11d

We all have our hobbies…

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 14d

I also offer this service for $29,999

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 18d

Oh I thought I was the only one who doesn’t want to wait for a 30 second ad to read a short article

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 18d

Uhhh… you got a men’s room in there?

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · 24d

I was sincerely expecting “family emergency” to remove him after an inning and off the field.

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Sep 6

My tennis viewership will remain unchanged in 2025, at 0 games… or whatever they’re called.

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Sep 6

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Monty can’t take anymore news this week…

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Sep 5

Has anyone written a book about strategies to pick winning numbers? I’d be willing to only pay for shipping.

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 29

If I were a betting man I’d put it all on metallica

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 28

Lol. Lmao, actually.

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 27

Just like yesterday

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 22

Did anyone let Sara Eisen know?

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 21

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 12

I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either.

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 12

and as you go forth today remember your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots.”

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 11

I forget, when’s the next Tiktok extension?

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 10

“You’ve changed, man”

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 8

Why do I think we’re going to end up paying for this

Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 8

I asked for Vice Presidents during the same period…

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 8

Don’t blame me, I voted for Chirten.

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Brakes For Bagels @brakesforbagels.bsky.social · Aug 8

a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .

ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and says that 's a shame .

media.tenor.com

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