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Prithee leaveth unless thee bringeth tacos
#svengoolie
I got bad audio ☹️ on this broadcast
a man is dancing in a living room with a couch and a fan .
ALT: a man is dancing in a living room with a couch and a fan .
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December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#svengoolie so far there hasn’t been much “tomb” in this….id rewrite this as Kharis struggles to defend his vault from grave robbers and archaeologists looking to make a buck…he needs his eternal something or he can’t get into wherever and has to fight off human because they suck…flip the script
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
#svengoolie this film has more fedoras than a 90’s SKA band
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
#svengoolie this mummy gets around pretty quickly for having a bad hip….starting to think this isn’t a true story
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
#svengoolie the mummy just wants to live!!!! What’s wrong with you? Sure he kills some people along the way but…they were probably jerks
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted
Making this milquetoast guy the narrative "glue" of your storytelling is a bold move. #Svengoolie
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
#svengoolie (every dog owner watching this film) ..”SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!”
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
#avengoolie Woooo! I made it…what’d I miss? Classic audio hhsssssssssssss…?
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
#svengoolie yay! Sven song time!
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
#svengoolie this is the worst Mardi Gras parade ever
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
#svengoolie she’s dead Jim..
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
#svengoolie I’d rather listen to these guys riff than watch the rest of the film
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#svengoolie a Trent Reznor soundtrack couldn’t save this film…
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#svengoolie this guys kissing is as welcome as thanksgiving leftovers….seriously I don’t want to see another potato unless it’s fried
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
#svengoolie don’t challenge this dummy to a staring competition
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
#svengoolie checking in! Devil what? Lake? Eggs?
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#svengoolie fun fact: Christopher Lee spelled backwards is “holy crap this film is bad”
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
#svengoolie Sven holds the mic like corn on the cob during song time.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
#svengoolie everybody dance!…except for my dog who is crabby because she hasn’t slept all day
a group of people are jumping in the air in a room with the words `` yay !!! '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of people are jumping in the air in a room with the words `` yay !!! '' written on the bottom .
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November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
#svengoolie Scary popins is my favorite pastry
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
#metvstartrek “I want some answers “….okay POOWW-ZAMMM-KERRANGG!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
#metvstartrek oooofffff…SNL struggling so bad turned me back to MeTV for real entertainment.
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
#svengoolie jokes about trumpets blow….heeyyooooo!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#svengoolie I thought Sven was popping an lockin for second there
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM