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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
well this was waaaay better than Van Helsing
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
“well we all just murdered someone who was actually dead…who wants waffles?”
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
well he ain’t gonna be in the sequel
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
where do you get a random log to smash down a door?
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
Liberace was from Milwaukee….just saying random things
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
this is why I keep a lit torch by my front door at all times
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
JAZZ HANDS!
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
honestly…the monster moves faster than me some mornings
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
If only there was a comedy version of this with Gene Wilder as Dr. Frankenstein and Richard Pryor would show up and call him a ‘crazy honkey’
brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
Couples skate
a woman wearing roller skates is standing on a carpet that says ' swirls ' on it
ALT: a woman wearing roller skates is standing on a carpet that says ' swirls ' on it
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
I say the same thing when I don’t burn another pop tart
brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
his laboratory is just like my house…minus the folded laundry I haven’t put away in a week and the dog hair
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
“Trick or Treat!!”
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
the clapping skeleton hands with the applause?…..nice work Sven team!
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
“smells like skulls in here….any you guys smell skulls?”
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
Don’t tell anybody!!
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
worse cooking class ever!
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
Plain…to mix in the popcorn…I know sounds weird right?
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
They were “family”
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
M&Ms…
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
why a burial at night?
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
monster…….?
brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
uh…don’t you mean ‘“Frahn-ken-steen”….didn’t you see the first film?
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brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 2d
#svengoolie
wooooo…I made it!
brainshorty.bsky.social
@brainshorty.bsky.social
· 9d
I thought I heard them too
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