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Brain Scorch Magazine - Maritime Canada's Greatest Science Fiction and Fantasy Periodical
The bun of the burger was dyed black with squid ink
August 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The bun of the burger was dyed black with squid ink
The slimy guy who eats livers is attacking Mulder under an escalator
June 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The slimy guy who eats livers is attacking Mulder under an escalator
Big fuck up at Office Depot!!@ I'm screaming and pulling my hair out!!! I'm never going to Quebec again!!!!
January 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Big fuck up at Office Depot!!@ I'm screaming and pulling my hair out!!! I'm never going to Quebec again!!!!
What puboishers take submoihsions for cormeddey books? Asking for a frouinde
January 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What puboishers take submoihsions for cormeddey books? Asking for a frouinde
A lumpy piece of shit with a stupid hat and a slimy forhead said in a voice like a Jovian Assgrump's monthly evacuation blasting into a big barrel full of damp dough,
"Herh herh herh, far from home earthman?"
My mind spoke to me, sotto voce,
"Gross. Does he know I seek the Crystalline Tortellion?"
"Herh herh herh, far from home earthman?"
My mind spoke to me, sotto voce,
"Gross. Does he know I seek the Crystalline Tortellion?"
January 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A lumpy piece of shit with a stupid hat and a slimy forhead said in a voice like a Jovian Assgrump's monthly evacuation blasting into a big barrel full of damp dough,
"Herh herh herh, far from home earthman?"
My mind spoke to me, sotto voce,
"Gross. Does he know I seek the Crystalline Tortellion?"
"Herh herh herh, far from home earthman?"
My mind spoke to me, sotto voce,
"Gross. Does he know I seek the Crystalline Tortellion?"
I Havent Figured Out What To Do With These: Chapter 3, The Spice Conundrum
January 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I Havent Figured Out What To Do With These: Chapter 3, The Spice Conundrum
Jake Gittes dropped 65% of all cigarette butts in 1930s Los Angeles
January 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jake Gittes dropped 65% of all cigarette butts in 1930s Los Angeles
I call this the Deluxxxeadilla
December 31, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I call this the Deluxxxeadilla
My wife won't put away her damn kahlua
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 AM
My wife won't put away her damn kahlua
Damn dogshit neighbors
December 28, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Damn dogshit neighbors
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NORTHERN LIGHTS (2005)
Acrylic - 10" x 13"
It’s during the dark times of the year when lights seem most magical…and sought after. I’ve always loved colored lights, especially during the winter when things can seem dreary and monochromatic. 1/3
Acrylic - 10" x 13"
It’s during the dark times of the year when lights seem most magical…and sought after. I’ve always loved colored lights, especially during the winter when things can seem dreary and monochromatic. 1/3
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
NORTHERN LIGHTS (2005)
Acrylic - 10" x 13"
It’s during the dark times of the year when lights seem most magical…and sought after. I’ve always loved colored lights, especially during the winter when things can seem dreary and monochromatic. 1/3
Acrylic - 10" x 13"
It’s during the dark times of the year when lights seem most magical…and sought after. I’ve always loved colored lights, especially during the winter when things can seem dreary and monochromatic. 1/3
Dear ChatGPT, how do I find more bluesky followers
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Dear ChatGPT, how do I find more bluesky followers
"You are now a zombie. Your mind has been uploaded to the EtherWave and your body is just a husk of meat."
"I'm the body?"
"Yes, your mind is in cyberspace doing whatever it wants."
"Damn."
-The Western Ascent by Polytechnic Welsh
"I'm the body?"
"Yes, your mind is in cyberspace doing whatever it wants."
"Damn."
-The Western Ascent by Polytechnic Welsh
December 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
"You are now a zombie. Your mind has been uploaded to the EtherWave and your body is just a husk of meat."
"I'm the body?"
"Yes, your mind is in cyberspace doing whatever it wants."
"Damn."
-The Western Ascent by Polytechnic Welsh
"I'm the body?"
"Yes, your mind is in cyberspace doing whatever it wants."
"Damn."
-The Western Ascent by Polytechnic Welsh
What's cooler than a guy with a sword riding a big lizard? NOTHING
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 AM
What's cooler than a guy with a sword riding a big lizard? NOTHING
Watching Altered States & freaking out
December 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Watching Altered States & freaking out
Got our southern California Christmas tree
December 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Got our southern California Christmas tree
That's too many images! I've only seen about 15,000 images in my entire life (i have a spreadsheet)
December 14, 2024 at 3:13 AM
That's too many images! I've only seen about 15,000 images in my entire life (i have a spreadsheet)
Prepping the cover art for this year's Christmas issue, should be ready in a couple weeks
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Prepping the cover art for this year's Christmas issue, should be ready in a couple weeks
Would you rather live in a Stanford Torus, an O'Neill Cylinder, or Toronto?
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Would you rather live in a Stanford Torus, an O'Neill Cylinder, or Toronto?
My phone is going crazy and it's making me click on everything!
December 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
My phone is going crazy and it's making me click on everything!
Had a bad dream that I dropped a whole roll of toilet paper right in the toilet
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Had a bad dream that I dropped a whole roll of toilet paper right in the toilet
August was your "you let your child use your spotify account season"
December 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
August was your "you let your child use your spotify account season"