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Balint Rose

Balint Rose

@br2.bsky.social

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“The H.R. Giger of Food Photography.” Abstract painter. Experimental/surrealist photographer. Poet. Writer. Lazy housewife. https://balintrose.crevado.com/ VENMO: RebeccaRoseArt74

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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 5

This is Rebecca’s husband Chris.

I’m heartbroken to have to say this, but my wife Rebecca passed away suddenly yesterday morning.

Rebecca was a vibrant, passionate, funny, and caring person that lived and loved boldly and made everyone and everything around her shine.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 5

She was a talented writer, poet, painter, and photographer. She put so much beauty, humor, and art into the world and world was better and brighter for it.

Please keep her memory in your hearts & our family in your thoughts.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 5

This is Rebecca’s husband Chris.

I’m heartbroken to have to say this, but my wife Rebecca passed away suddenly yesterday morning.

Rebecca was a vibrant, passionate, funny, and caring person that lived and loved boldly and made everyone and everything around her shine.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 4

Did the Internet take a massive plunge towards Hell after the first time someone posted “actually, the animal is in distress” in response to a cute/funny puppy/cat pic or am I imagining it?

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 4

It is BIZARRE that you bring him up because just last night I was thinking about his short reign as America’s dumbest politician. Dude’s dad was a physicist and he himself had a degree in biology from Brown, and still pretended to believe he thought dinosaurs were made up by Liberals. Wow.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

The only thing I won’t give up is Peacock! Because it has all my Bravo bullshit, dateline, and some pretty good first run movies. Plus, ZERO commercials and it’s so cheap!

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

I haven’t had Netflix in so long, I couldn’t even tell you what shows I used to watch on there. I’d say the only things that I pay extra for are individual new episodes of stuff like Rick and Morty or American dad.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

Once the last of us ended, so did my max subscription. We just canceled Paramount after watching mobland. We went from paying $90 to less than $40 a month on streaming apps. The only reason I even have Hulu right now is because I’m getting Disney+ for $2.99 for four months.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

Rather than having all of the streaming services at once, we rotate. It saves a bunch of money especially bc I don’t have to recap or care so much about following along with the “conversation” about shows. So yep I’m just now sitting down and watching season four of only murders in the building.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

Hardest part about being an artist, part 240 700,698:

Picking out what pieces to submit for a show.

A bunch of glossy photographs on a table. The table is surrounded by a couple of green colored chairs and has a lot of paint all over it.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

That lady who wrote a book went a year without sex and realized it wasn’t a big deal and like being and loving yourself is the key to happiness? Girl. Please.

They are out here just publishing anybody lmao

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

FYI: I’m not interested in selling my art as an NFT. Bo matter how much you offer, it’s a pass. Thanks.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 3

It sure is!

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

Went to check indeed to see if there were any local freelance/part-time photography jobs and they now require you to give them your phone number just to look through jobs. Go fuck yourself, indeed.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

AHHHHT!!
Self portrait of the artist

#BlueSkyArtShow #ArtOfBlueSky #Art #Surrealist #Surrealism #SurrealPhotography #Photography #ExperimentalPhotography #Art365

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

Please enjoy and share my portfolio!

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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

Watching House Hunters International like

Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · Jun 2

Jim is a level 29 dark mage and Hazel has uploaded her consciousness to the metaverse. Their budget is 14 million dollars

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Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · Jun 2

Jim is a level 29 dark mage and Hazel has uploaded her consciousness to the metaverse. Their budget is 14 million dollars

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

Hot take (photography edition): I like taking photos with my iPhone better than my DSLR. It’s easier, less invasive, and I like the images better. That’s just a personal preference after 20+ years

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 2

Yes, behold me the world’s greatest food photojournalist. No, not for the bottle of wine. The caption, folks. Behold my caption. (Thank you. Thank you very much. Please hold your applause)

Bottle of wine with the caption: “WATCH ME WHIP, AND WATCH ME CHARDONNAY-NAY: Costa de Oro’s 2016 Estate Chardonnay has light aromas of fruit such as apple and lemon and a gentle acidity to cut through the richness of the flavor. PHOTO BY REBECCA ROSE”

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 1

To be clear, there is NO FIRE. They are just trying to cook. Yes we’ve tried to talk to management about it and their response was “what do you want me to do about it!?”

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 1

My poor neighbors tried to cook (normal) and the stupid smoke detector that we have no power to turn off manually (not normal) went off and set off the building’s smoke alarm (extremely not normal) so how is your Sunday going? 🔥 🚨 🤷‍♀️🫠

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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · Jun 1

This one goes out to COVID-19 Variant NB.1.8.1.

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Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 1

Hi y’all! I am working on an art project and I would like to solicit your help. This is all you have to do:

Describe what you think I look like. If you had to describe me to someone who has never seen me. Doesn’t matter if you know me IRL or it’s just based on my avatar(s)/selfies I’ve shared #art

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 1

YIK YAK was fun when people used it to like share info about events or parties or good places to eat. We could’ve had that. But nope, a bunch of idiots had to ruin it. We can’t have nice things.

Balint Rose @br2.bsky.social · Jun 1

YIK YAK!! That was so big on college campuses and then people got stupid/used it make threats and when they got arrested, people were like “wait that’s not anonymous???” lol