Bosch Egg
@boschegg.bsky.social
You've got my number down,
You know every one of my names
You know every one of my names
that cold cheeseburger was once a warm milkburger
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
that cold cheeseburger was once a warm milkburger
is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth?
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth?
we're like two beans in a pod
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
we're like two beans in a pod
I laughed, I lived, I danced, as someone who was me in all the ways that it matters, and who wasn't me in all the ways that it doesn't; when I came to, it felt as though every sense organ I had was placed four or five inches taller on my body than they were prior
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I laughed, I lived, I danced, as someone who was me in all the ways that it matters, and who wasn't me in all the ways that it doesn't; when I came to, it felt as though every sense organ I had was placed four or five inches taller on my body than they were prior
She was a SERIAL RIDDLER; who BRAGGED about PERPLEXING PEOPLE!
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
She was a SERIAL RIDDLER; who BRAGGED about PERPLEXING PEOPLE!
it's possible I may have never had a lucid thought in my life and maybe I'll wake up and be a butterfly, but more likely a water droplet bouncing off a stone
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
it's possible I may have never had a lucid thought in my life and maybe I'll wake up and be a butterfly, but more likely a water droplet bouncing off a stone
I've been doing this for longer than you've been peeing without your parents' supervision
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I've been doing this for longer than you've been peeing without your parents' supervision
I gotta take your game seriously and you're telling me you're playing bug beans? 🐛🫘?
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I gotta take your game seriously and you're telling me you're playing bug beans? 🐛🫘?
Discord Thinking Monkey Application is the Opiate of The Masses
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Discord Thinking Monkey Application is the Opiate of The Masses
If you laugh, you insert cheesy bread
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you laugh, you insert cheesy bread
Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy has not contacted me for quite some time now.
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy has not contacted me for quite some time now.
You know it's my favourite thing, when the highest calling of a putz's life is to become a shmuck, I see it every day, I see it all the time. It's like the heroes journey for normal people. Or Kishōtenketsu, where the twist is I almost thought you weren't a complete fuckin' -Oh! Nevermind!
August 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You know it's my favourite thing, when the highest calling of a putz's life is to become a shmuck, I see it every day, I see it all the time. It's like the heroes journey for normal people. Or Kishōtenketsu, where the twist is I almost thought you weren't a complete fuckin' -Oh! Nevermind!
not to pick at parables, but two sisters would not have done the same.
August 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
not to pick at parables, but two sisters would not have done the same.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Skyline 2025 has come to a close, some time this week I'll post a peak behind the curtain, pulleys and levers for your enjoyment.
August 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Skyline 2025 has come to a close, some time this week I'll post a peak behind the curtain, pulleys and levers for your enjoyment.
Reposted by Bosch Egg
thank you Skylive 2025 for pre viewing Nazca Abridge. Watch it here yes: www.bitview.net/watch?v=lQd8...
www.bitview.net
August 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
thank you Skylive 2025 for pre viewing Nazca Abridge. Watch it here yes: www.bitview.net/watch?v=lQd8...
We've just kicked off our third and final day with Yung Shiro 白 and my draws already browned
Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We've just kicked off our third and final day with Yung Shiro 白 and my draws already browned
Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.
August 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.
Alien Asbestos gave me Marsothelioma
August 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Alien Asbestos gave me Marsothelioma
maybe I can still switch tracks, something Maritime IT, play pong on the sonar screen; they were gonna do me like those navy boys anyhow, say "he never married," at least this way some part of me will get to touch the water, even if in smithereens;
July 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
maybe I can still switch tracks, something Maritime IT, play pong on the sonar screen; they were gonna do me like those navy boys anyhow, say "he never married," at least this way some part of me will get to touch the water, even if in smithereens;
I went to the burger establishment and ordered love and peace for the whole world and one by one everyone behind the counter took off their clothes and climbed into the deep fryer
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I went to the burger establishment and ordered love and peace for the whole world and one by one everyone behind the counter took off their clothes and climbed into the deep fryer
Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy:
"I only care for pure. Calcified. Truth."
Me: "Wow! That's so awesome Truthankhamun! The Factual Mummy!"
Truthankhamun is a detective and mummy who solves mysteries both ossified and freshly preserved and he's my friend.
He's often busy with work, but that's ok.
"I only care for pure. Calcified. Truth."
Me: "Wow! That's so awesome Truthankhamun! The Factual Mummy!"
Truthankhamun is a detective and mummy who solves mysteries both ossified and freshly preserved and he's my friend.
He's often busy with work, but that's ok.
July 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy:
"I only care for pure. Calcified. Truth."
Me: "Wow! That's so awesome Truthankhamun! The Factual Mummy!"
Truthankhamun is a detective and mummy who solves mysteries both ossified and freshly preserved and he's my friend.
He's often busy with work, but that's ok.
"I only care for pure. Calcified. Truth."
Me: "Wow! That's so awesome Truthankhamun! The Factual Mummy!"
Truthankhamun is a detective and mummy who solves mysteries both ossified and freshly preserved and he's my friend.
He's often busy with work, but that's ok.