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Bosch Egg
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You've got my number down,
You know every one of my names
to the tune of New Order's Leave Me Alone:

In a thousand houses in Springfield
I see a thousand yellow families
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
'gurt world
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
when I say I just got the new iphone I mean I understood it
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
that cold cheeseburger was once a warm milkburger
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Aura Buddy Funbine
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth?
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
we're like two beans in a pod
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I laughed, I lived, I danced, as someone who was me in all the ways that it matters, and who wasn't me in all the ways that it doesn't; when I came to, it felt as though every sense organ I had was placed four or five inches taller on my body than they were prior
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
She was a SERIAL RIDDLER; who BRAGGED about PERPLEXING PEOPLE!
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
it's possible I may have never had a lucid thought in my life and maybe I'll wake up and be a butterfly, but more likely a water droplet bouncing off a stone
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've been doing this for longer than you've been peeing without your parents' supervision
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I gotta take your game seriously and you're telling me you're playing bug beans? 🐛🫘?
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Discord Thinking Monkey Application is the Opiate of The Masses
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm beaucoup bouncy
October 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If you laugh, you insert cheesy bread
September 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy has not contacted me for quite some time now.
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You know it's my favourite thing, when the highest calling of a putz's life is to become a shmuck, I see it every day, I see it all the time. It's like the heroes journey for normal people. Or Kishōtenketsu, where the twist is I almost thought you weren't a complete fuckin' -Oh! Nevermind!
August 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
not to pick at parables, but two sisters would not have done the same.
August 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lebron Kar Wai
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Skyline 2025 has come to a close, some time this week I'll post a peak behind the curtain, pulleys and levers for your enjoyment.
August 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Reposted by Bosch Egg
thank you Skylive 2025 for pre viewing Nazca Abridge. Watch it here yes: www.bitview.net/watch?v=lQd8...
www.bitview.net
August 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We've just kicked off our third and final day with Yung Shiro 白 and my draws already browned
Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.
August 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Alien Asbestos gave me Marsothelioma
August 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM