It’s Sam
@bordeauxlands.bsky.social
Bones are just hard meat
He/Him
He/Him
My mom called a bacon melt a grilled cheese so I ran her car into the side of the house and put this classic on the TV
You People Make Me Sick
YouTube video by Super Samicom
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My mom called a bacon melt a grilled cheese so I ran her car into the side of the house and put this classic on the TV
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my cat
Anime Bullshit Song
I had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls
soundcloud.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my cat
Reposted by It’s Sam
It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest.
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest.
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air.
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air.
My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condon
Mark James Condon Obituary August 26, 2025 - Lambert Funeral Home
View Mark James Condon's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
obits.lambertfuneralhome.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condon
Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis
I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately
His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody
July 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody
Just told a coworker that I grew up with “Anglo-Saxon” games instead of just saying “not sega”
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just told a coworker that I grew up with “Anglo-Saxon” games instead of just saying “not sega”
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
June 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
June 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
This next track is for bringing home bodacious babes on.soundcloud.com/qPscqMVBgUzB...
Snakeway
Music A make good music B child into music C
on.soundcloud.com
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This next track is for bringing home bodacious babes on.soundcloud.com/qPscqMVBgUzB...
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
June 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
I had a coworker years ago that said I looked like Casey Neistat and ever seen then I’ve flirted with driving off a very high bridge
June 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I had a coworker years ago that said I looked like Casey Neistat and ever seen then I’ve flirted with driving off a very high bridge
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
June 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads
Might be the best comic out there right now
June 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Might be the best comic out there right now
I made another dumb song on.soundcloud.com/06MKmoZfUMKq...
Just Pissin!
Music A make good music B child into music C
on.soundcloud.com
May 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I made another dumb song on.soundcloud.com/06MKmoZfUMKq...
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man