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Beepu 🇵🇸

Beepu 🇵🇸

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Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 18h

but yeah man yankees fans have it sooooo hard 🙄

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 18h

so let me get this straight, the blue jays and yankees spawned young great pitchers out of their ass but our young great pitcher has been cursed by witches?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

in theory gunnar should be fine, cause there are times where he plays gold glove level defense, but then he'll just look like hes never seen a baseball before, its quite baffling

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

also holliday not being totally abysmal would help, and gunnar actually being consistently good and not streaky (idk how you become streaky at defense but hes managed to)

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

whenever EBJ gets called up our outfield defense should get so much better with the main combo being cowser/ebj/beavers

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

like judge/vlad/crochet/caminero is insane and gunnar being a like 3-5 war player just isnt enough

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

i need gunnar to get back to being a superstar cause every other team in the division having a superstar/rising one will kill me

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 19h

i get that hes a blue jay but vlad jr is so cool

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 21h

i will keep my expectations reasonable about him

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i understand where the pessimism comes from, but i do trust they arent gonna hire some unknown/unproven guy

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

incredibly funny given there is only 5 starters on the team, one of which hasnt pitched in like 2 years

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

and like i cant say with 100% certainty that i trust any of them to last 30 starts

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

where does he see this surplus in starters we have? like its bradish/rogers/wells/povich/grayson and suarez ig?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

now realising that i said "so far" twice lol

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i know they're searching beyond that, but like how are those two the only reported ones so far

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

so just checking that so far our only reported interest in potential managers so far is *checks notes* the yankees 3rd base coach, and albert pujols?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

makes up for that with better speed/defense imo

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

can someone tell me what the legitimate purpose of the "no kings" protest is, cause it really doesnt seem to accomplish much other than being a large get together

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

nobody should be this good at baseball

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

i mean shohei just isnt human

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 2d

Top EV
Top distance
Top pitch velo
Most whiffs

SHOHEI IS SO SPECIAL

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

two 116 mph homers in the same game lmao

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

ohtani is the greatest player of all time idc

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

for the love of god the owners of the tigers and nationals have a higher net worth than the dodgers owner

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

im gonna be honest so many people are blaming the dodgers when they should be blaming the other owners for being cheap 🤷