When men say age is just a number I reply back so is 911

DC and Philly, I had such a wonderful tour- lots of sweet memories and hot dates with new and old friends 💋 I’ll be back late fall or early winter.

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Austin TX Oct 10-12

Just had to dump a friend that decided it was morally acceptable to go on a 10 min rant about Charlie Kirk and how awful his death was and how antifa is going to come after anyone “practicing their 1st amendment right” and thought that wasn’t somehow being racist adjacent 🙄

I’ve been taking some time off today and yesterday for an introverted reset. I’ll reply back to all my messages/requests by tomorrow 🙏🏻

God you know it’s a recession indicator when all of the scam texts I’ve been getting recently have been from fake recruiters/job opportunities lol

Thank you to whoever chose this kimono I’ve been wanting off my wishlist! There wasn’t a note left about who got it for me, so please let me know next time we get a chance to talk 💕

I’m a dyed strawberry blonde and it’s easy to ask my stylist to boost up the red aspect by just leaving on the toner for longer! You can play around with the intensity that way ✨🍓✨

October Travel Dates

✨ SF 17th-22nd

✨ NYC 26th-Nov 1st

Review sites for providers are already gross and unsafe concepts. TER’e disgusting background of its owner (whether he’s still involved or not) only further proves that. Definitely keep talking about it!

A VERY clear reminder - do not discuss me/other women on review sites. There’s a reason why I specifically state in my contact form that you’ll be blacklisted if you do so. Low class behavior. Oh, and this is the owner of TER btw - www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/theerot...

I think one of my favorite parts about visiting Milwaukee is the attitude on the airplane. Everyone is so nice and polite. First time in the past 5 years of traveling a man, unprompted, offered to put my luggage up for me. Love the midwestern charm 💕

Nihilism is such a turn off to me. Embrace absurdism and stay radicalized

In case anyone is interested, I’ve been bookmarking the Isabella Gardner Museum as a day date idea for Boston!

I constantly need to remind inexperienced LA transplant girlies that if a man is love bombing you and wants to move in together less than half a year of knowing one another, it usually means they’re broke and need to lock you into a lease with them asap lol

I’m convinced that a gut feeling is just a memory from the future

{ SEPTEMBER }

3-5: special duo partner
19-20: Milwaukee (maybe?)
26-27: Phoenix
27-29: San Francisco / Oakland
29-30: Portland

here in Chicago otherwise!

September Travel Dates

✨ Boston 13th-19th

✨ Milwaukee 20th-25th

I’d like to publicly inform everyone that I’ll be raising my rate starting next month. Although, for those I’ve had the pleasure of seeing regularly I’m happy to keep our mutual understanding for the next year or so 🌹 If you’re one of those people I’ll acknowledge it in our next correspondence!

Sounds cathartic and perfect for the upcoming cozy autumn vibes :)

I need to give apple tv shows a closer look after my obsession with severance season 2! Thanks x

Wow. My first time ever being stood up by someone and the kicker is they’re a licensed therapist. Like, isn’t part of your job to advise people on how to improve their communication skills?? The irony 😹

Just now reminding me I’ve been paying for a Britbox subscription for over a year lol

Will take a look to keep me entertained for my next plane ride :)