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sure man fucking whatever, santas just a leaky little guy? im just supposed to believe that? fuck off man
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
sure man fucking whatever, santas just a leaky little guy? im just supposed to believe that? fuck off man
bitches dont even gaf about destinations no more its all journey journey journey its all you fucking hear man
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bitches dont even gaf about destinations no more its all journey journey journey its all you fucking hear man
me planting the seeds of my my labor: man this suckssss dude. fuck my life
twelve months later, eating the fruits: oh hell yes brother. i always wanted this . fuck yes
twelve months later, eating the fruits: oh hell yes brother. i always wanted this . fuck yes
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
me planting the seeds of my my labor: man this suckssss dude. fuck my life
twelve months later, eating the fruits: oh hell yes brother. i always wanted this . fuck yes
twelve months later, eating the fruits: oh hell yes brother. i always wanted this . fuck yes
kindof beautiful
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
kindof beautiful
falling asleep with contacts in and waking up in a parallel universe where eyes as you and i know them cease to exist
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
falling asleep with contacts in and waking up in a parallel universe where eyes as you and i know them cease to exist
i miss my wife :((( shes at work :(((
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i miss my wife :((( shes at work :(((
bitches be gucci'd to the brim and still claim they require daniel dollars
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
bitches be gucci'd to the brim and still claim they require daniel dollars
I WANNA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING AIRPORT
i <3 getting to the airport ridiculously early
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I WANNA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING AIRPORT
Reposted by bonnibel🔆
the 'yes, and' rule is when you see a joke and accept the premise of it ('yes') and then attempt to expand on the joke ('and') in an attempt to riff.
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the 'yes, and' rule is when you see a joke and accept the premise of it ('yes') and then attempt to expand on the joke ('and') in an attempt to riff.
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself
gonna see if i can get thru all 3 peggle games on my steam deck in this 2 hour flight
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
gonna see if i can get thru all 3 peggle games on my steam deck in this 2 hour flight
i <3 getting to the airport ridiculously early
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i <3 getting to the airport ridiculously early
the hardest part of being a lesbian is picking which pair of floral print overalls to bring on gf visit
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the hardest part of being a lesbian is picking which pair of floral print overalls to bring on gf visit
i keep seeing ads for schizophrenia medication everywhere and its freaking me out
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i keep seeing ads for schizophrenia medication everywhere and its freaking me out
who among us didn't huff a bit of paint in highschool
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
who among us didn't huff a bit of paint in highschool
itsmy. birth day im 22 and stuff
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
itsmy. birth day im 22 and stuff
new meat computer album sounds like getting your head splattered on pavement
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
new meat computer album sounds like getting your head splattered on pavement
DID YOU KNOW: the entirety of the lighthouse was unscripted. they just showed up and started talking like that for some fucking reason
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
DID YOU KNOW: the entirety of the lighthouse was unscripted. they just showed up and started talking like that for some fucking reason
crazy how things change with time..
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
crazy how things change with time..
im in beast mode im killing people for fun
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
im in beast mode im killing people for fun
i have Got to get more Withdrawn and Concerning
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i have Got to get more Withdrawn and Concerning
does ANYBODY here play SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
does ANYBODY here play SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE
get 2 see my gfs next week nd all my friends in philly ahhhhhh im so excited dude
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
get 2 see my gfs next week nd all my friends in philly ahhhhhh im so excited dude