Bob Powers
@bobpowers.bsky.social
"Before I was president, most you could do is four. That's it. No more than four christmases per family. Now you can do 5, 9, 15 however many christmases you want. Vince Vaughn, he supports me. Reese too, Legally Blonde, how bout that. Eight Christmases minimum, from now on. That's affordability."
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Before I was president, most you could do is four. That's it. No more than four christmases per family. Now you can do 5, 9, 15 however many christmases you want. Vince Vaughn, he supports me. Reese too, Legally Blonde, how bout that. Eight Christmases minimum, from now on. That's affordability."
Faherty men's clothes are comfy but I worry they'll get me canceled for appropriating "open marriage in Santa Fe" culture
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Faherty men's clothes are comfy but I worry they'll get me canceled for appropriating "open marriage in Santa Fe" culture
Brass instruments have entered the chat
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Brass instruments have entered the chat
"Goodbye To All That" by Bill Ackman
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"Goodbye To All That" by Bill Ackman
Eat shit Cuomo!
(Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!)
(Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!)
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Eat shit Cuomo!
(Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!)
(Cuddle your little fuzzy buddies Sliwa!)
As far as some of these elections go, it’s anybody’s game
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As far as some of these elections go, it’s anybody’s game
Confession: Remember that “It’s Negroni Season” post on Gawker? I never got why that was a weird thing to say. He was an alcoholic and she should’ve left him, sure. But also, it WAS Negroni season.
August 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Confession: Remember that “It’s Negroni Season” post on Gawker? I never got why that was a weird thing to say. He was an alcoholic and she should’ve left him, sure. But also, it WAS Negroni season.
Phanatic phorever
July 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Phanatic phorever
HOW DID THIS NOT WORK
Bill Clinton offered a last-minute boost of support for Andrew Cuomo by endorsing him in the New York City mayor’s race on Sunday, the last day of early voting.
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for NYC Mayor
The former president’s endorsement is the latest example of how establishment Democrats seem to prefer Mr. Cuomo to his prime rival, Zohran Mamdani.
trib.al
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
HOW DID THIS NOT WORK
If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime
Just a couple of cool dudes
Bill Clinton offered a last-minute boost of support for Andrew Cuomo by endorsing him in the New York City mayor’s race on Sunday, the last day of early voting.
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for NYC Mayor
The former president’s endorsement is the latest example of how establishment Democrats seem to prefer Mr. Cuomo to his prime rival, Zohran Mamdani.
trib.al
June 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just a couple of cool dudes
Better get started on my re-listen of the series before the finale
Marc Maron, the host of “WTF” — the popular twice-weekly podcast — announced on Monday that the show would end this fall after nearly 16 years. After more than 1,600 episodes, the finale will air this fall. https://trib.al/LE5q0nH
Marc Maron’s ‘WTF’ Podcast to End After Nearly 16 Years
The comedian has spent more than 1,600 episodes talking with celebrities like Barack Obama and Robin Williams. The show’s final episode will air this fall.
trib.al
June 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Better get started on my re-listen of the series before the finale
New McLusky! It is good!
(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)
(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)
May 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
New McLusky! It is good!
(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)
(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)
Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it just reaffirmed some things for me. Im sorry if you feel differently about this but my mind is made up. Russian mafia guys are just not good guys! (Don’t @ me)
April 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it just reaffirmed some things for me. Im sorry if you feel differently about this but my mind is made up. Russian mafia guys are just not good guys! (Don’t @ me)
So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guess
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 Finale Boasts Runtime Of 90 Minutes
'The White Lotus' Season 3 finale will be the longest episode in the series at nearly 90 minutes to conclude the Thailand storyline.
deadline.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guess
Goddammit I love you NY Times
March 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Goddammit I love you NY Times
Going to be so weirded out if I ever meet someone who watched "The Electric State"
March 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Going to be so weirded out if I ever meet someone who watched "The Electric State"
If I was a serial killer I would just stop and try to find something to do that's less toxic
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I was a serial killer I would just stop and try to find something to do that's less toxic
They're onto me
I Think My Coworkers Have Figured Out That I Lied About Doing January 6th
I can't exactly say why I started lying about having taken part.
someofthecats.substack.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They're onto me
Bro do you even support free markets and personal liberties?
February 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Bro do you even support free markets and personal liberties?
I have a new post up on my substack. Please read it and subscribe to it and whatever else you want to do with it it's all yours
I Hate That My Son Makes More Money Than Me
My son and I normally don't keep any secrets from each other.
someofthecats.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have a new post up on my substack. Please read it and subscribe to it and whatever else you want to do with it it's all yours
My single straight guy friends are feeling pretty despondent about dating. On the apps women are all saying they want a "manly, macho Mark Zuckerberg type." They're blowing thousands on spaghetti thin gold chains, bushy hair extensions, spray-on rosacea tinting, and pectoral liposuction
January 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My single straight guy friends are feeling pretty despondent about dating. On the apps women are all saying they want a "manly, macho Mark Zuckerberg type." They're blowing thousands on spaghetti thin gold chains, bushy hair extensions, spray-on rosacea tinting, and pectoral liposuction
I’ve been told by most parents that this has replaced ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas as the story their kids demand to hear at Xmas eve bedtime so here’s the link again
I Heard Santa Claus Complaining About Having A Bloody Stool (A Christmas Miracle)
One Christmas Eve when I was a little boy, I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to check on the tree.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I’ve been told by most parents that this has replaced ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas as the story their kids demand to hear at Xmas eve bedtime so here’s the link again
Stay in the place whose owner forces his every moronic thought in front of your face to avoid “echo chambers”
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Stay in the place whose owner forces his every moronic thought in front of your face to avoid “echo chambers”