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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 9h

On hard hitting, journalism titan Newsmax, it's a breaking story that the Feeble Felon has never heard of Bad Bunny.

Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 10h

Trump's next statement:

"In Chicago today there were thousands of radical left Antifas fleeing from police after committing their evil. Nothing like this should ever happen in America."

Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 15h

It’s a beautiful day in the #Chicago to watch 10s of thousands of people run the Marathon.

#ShowMeYourHellhole

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 10h

Michael Che on SNL's Weekend Update:

“The U.S. Treasury is planning to release a silver dollar with President Trump's face on it.

“And then on the other side he has Harriet Tubman in a headlock.”

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 10h

Colin Jost on SNL's Weekend Update:

“The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado. Or, as Fox News reported it, ‘Trump robbed by deranged Hispanic.’”

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 11h

Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of bad.

#CorruptMAGA

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

And yet there is no request from Portland Fire & Rescue for federal assistance with the catastrophic conflagrations.

It's almost like they don't really exist.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

Unintentionally funny line of the day from MAGA Mike Johnson:

"Republicans are the party fixing healthcare."

That one kills every time.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Mike Johnson: "Republicans are the party that are fixing healthcare. We just demonstrated that in the one big beautiful bill."

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

Pray for Portland.

War-ravaged hell.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

Portland 🔥

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

OK, Trump's Meal Team Six isn't exactly ready for 'American Gladiators.'

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14h

Out of shape goon squad 🤣

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

It's possible my calendar is glitching out but... I'm pretty sure Generalissimo Mango, not Joe Biden, was president on January 6, 2021.

But in fairness to Trump... he is quite insane.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

On this episode of 'The Grift Never Stops'...

MAGA Monkeys can own this gaudy, piece-of-shit Christmas ornament for only $75.00.

And... "each ornament includes Melania Trump's engraved signature."

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 13h

Dave Whamond (@davewhamond.bsky.social) with your find-the-differences game of the day.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: "Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings."

Also, Kid Rock (Pictured).

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 14h

Senator Susan Collins is reported to “strongly oppose" the Trump administration's plans to permanently lay off federal workers.

When Collins goes all-in and becomes "deeply concerned" and "disappointed," she'll be well on the road to doing... absolutely nothing.

www.politico.com/live-updates...

Collins knocks Vought over firing of federal workers

The Maine Republican has been a vocal critic of OMB’s plan to institute layoffs.

www.politico.com

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 15h

This Day in History...

October 12, 2007: Democrat Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in raising international awareness about the global climate crisis.

October 12, 2025: Donald Trump continues hoping a Nobel Prize for racism will be created.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody is taking "the bait."

Lecture unwarranted.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Exact odds that Brandi Kruse - whoever the fuck that is - was ever truly anti-Trump:

1,284,203-1

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 4d

Brandi Kruse at today's "antifa violence roundtable" at the White House: "This is one of the reasons I recovered from it. By the way, it’s much better to not have TDS. I’m happier, healthier, more successful. I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump Derangement System"

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) on the true "enemies within."

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: "Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings."

Also, Kid Rock (Pictured).

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Lara Trump on Fox News about her father-in-law:

“In our hearts he will be winning the Nobel Peace Prize.”

Yes, but in your hearts, he's also 6'3" and 215 pounds.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Cult Member of The Day goes to White House Communications Director Steve Cheung:

“President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives. He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Trump supporters,

Your cult leader got his Covid and flu vaccines on Friday.

Because he doesn't actually believe a lot of the shit he tells you brain-dead rubes.

Eric Feigl-Ding @drericding.bsky.social · 2d

Guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.

Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

Time magazine, with the perfect headline yesterday.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1d

This Day in History...

October 11, 2002: Former President Jimmy Carter wins Nobel Peace Prize for decades of humanitarian work.

Today: Donald J. Trump will continue whining that he hasn't received a Nobel, as if they're participation trophies awarded to international pariahs.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 2d

I'm no expert on administration of the Nobel Peace Prize but I'm pretty sure cult members don't get to just award it to their leaders.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)

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