Bob Geiger
@bobgeiger.bsky.social
Father, writer, political observer, hard-core Democrat. And sorry fake-patriot Trumpers but I'm a Veteran so don't tell me to leave my country. YOU leave.
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
I prefer presidents who aren't rapists.
#Resist #BlueResister
I’m more grateful for this year's Thanksgiving meal because it cost so much more
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
How to Gaslight Your MAGA Relatives on Thanksgiving
Helpful tips!
www.borowitzreport.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m more grateful for this year's Thanksgiving meal because it cost so much more
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
I agree with RFK Jr.—polio’s not so bad
Pete Hegseth has made me feel so much better about my drinking
After we’re done eating, let’s tear down this house and build a ballroom
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
Jug Wine Jeanine: "We ought to kiss the ground and thank God..."
No, thanks. That's what you cult people do.
No, thanks. That's what you cult people do.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Jug Wine Jeanine: "We ought to kiss the ground and thank God..."
No, thanks. That's what you cult people do.
No, thanks. That's what you cult people do.
Nothing says sincerity like the White House photoshopping President Bone Spurs to make it look like he actually spends time with troops.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nothing says sincerity like the White House photoshopping President Bone Spurs to make it look like he actually spends time with troops.
This is Turkey Hell.
a. Being on someone's table.
b. That table is Stephen Miller's.
a. Being on someone's table.
b. That table is Stephen Miller's.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is Turkey Hell.
a. Being on someone's table.
b. That table is Stephen Miller's.
a. Being on someone's table.
b. That table is Stephen Miller's.
We know that all Republicans must regularly bend the knee at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We know that all Republicans must regularly bend the knee at President Porkpie's Glitter Palace.
Reposted by Bob Geiger
𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
This Day in History...
November 27, 1895: The Nobel Prize is established when Alfred Nobel wrote his last will, leaving much of his wealth to the establishment of the prize.
Presidents Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter have been awarded the Nobel Prize.
Donald Trump? Please.
November 27, 1895: The Nobel Prize is established when Alfred Nobel wrote his last will, leaving much of his wealth to the establishment of the prize.
Presidents Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter have been awarded the Nobel Prize.
Donald Trump? Please.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This Day in History...
November 27, 1895: The Nobel Prize is established when Alfred Nobel wrote his last will, leaving much of his wealth to the establishment of the prize.
Presidents Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter have been awarded the Nobel Prize.
Donald Trump? Please.
November 27, 1895: The Nobel Prize is established when Alfred Nobel wrote his last will, leaving much of his wealth to the establishment of the prize.
Presidents Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter have been awarded the Nobel Prize.
Donald Trump? Please.
Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) on how the Republican party's spinal separation is going.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Mike Luckovich (@mluckovich.bsky.social) on how the Republican party's spinal separation is going.
The latest grift on President Shitshow's Truth Social:
Just in time for the holiday season... for the person you truly just don't like very much.
Just in time for the holiday season... for the person you truly just don't like very much.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The latest grift on President Shitshow's Truth Social:
Just in time for the holiday season... for the person you truly just don't like very much.
Just in time for the holiday season... for the person you truly just don't like very much.
𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
How the Feeble Felon's 312 electoral votes in 2024 actually compare:
Obama 2012: 332
Obama 2008: 365
Clinton 1996: 379
Clinton 1992: 370
Bush 1988: 426
Reagan 1984: 525
Reagan 1980: 489
Not even close to a "landslide." In fact, one of the smallest electoral wins in the last 50 years.
Fox News shocks nation with report that many women are just fine being single during the holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Fox News shocks nation with report that many women are just fine being single during the holidays.
“I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down by encouraging Americans to replace costly ingredients with straw,” said Trump, adding that grass-based livestock feed could be shaped into the form of a roasted bird.
#Satire
theonion.com/white-house-...
#Satire
theonion.com/white-house-...
White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes
WASHINGTON—Responding to concerns about high grocery prices ahead of the holiday, President Donald Trump held a press conference Wednesday to tout the affordability of hay-based Thanksgiving dishes. “...
theonion.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“I’m doing a great job on the economy and bringing the price of Thanksgiving dinners way down by encouraging Americans to replace costly ingredients with straw,” said Trump, adding that grass-based livestock feed could be shaped into the form of a roasted bird.
#Satire
theonion.com/white-house-...
#Satire
theonion.com/white-house-...
Oh… good… heavens.
This karma story is the wind beneath my wings.
“White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
This karma story is the wind beneath my wings.
“White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE
The mother of Leavitt's nephew is subject to deportation, sources said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh… good… heavens.
This karma story is the wind beneath my wings.
“White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
This karma story is the wind beneath my wings.
“White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt's relative detained by ICE”
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
"The only thing progressive about Donald Trump is his dementia"
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"The only thing progressive about Donald Trump is his dementia"
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
~ Rep. Jasmine Crockett
We now live in a country where a true, proven patriot like Senator/Veteran/Astronaut Mark Kelly has to defend himself against a bloated, babbling lunatic like President Bone Spurs and a drunken piece of garbage like Pete Hegseth.
Sen. Mark Kelly: “I’ve had a missile blow up next to my airplane. I’ve been nearly shot down multiple times. I’ve flown a rocket ship into space four times, built by the lowest bidder. I’m not going to be silenced by Donald Trump.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We now live in a country where a true, proven patriot like Senator/Veteran/Astronaut Mark Kelly has to defend himself against a bloated, babbling lunatic like President Bone Spurs and a drunken piece of garbage like Pete Hegseth.
The most apt comparison you will ever see between Senator/Captain Mark Kelly and Plastered Pete Hegseth.
LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The most apt comparison you will ever see between Senator/Captain Mark Kelly and Plastered Pete Hegseth.
Easy there, Plastered Pete...
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Easy there, Plastered Pete...
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
So rather than respect that you're referring to a highly-decorated combat Veteran, you're going to ankle-bite him because one or two of his hard-earned ribbons may be out of order.
Nobody is with you on this low-rent garbage.
Always... so much class.
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Always... so much class.
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
Moments later, both turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, refused Trump's reprieve.
"This guy hates animals, is a rapist and a pedophile," said Gobble. "I'm sure I'll end up on a table somewhere but I'll take my chances without this asshole's pardon."
I sometimes get crap for refusing holidays with my MAGA family. (I opt to be with like-minded people I actually respect.)
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I sometimes get crap for refusing holidays with my MAGA family. (I opt to be with like-minded people I actually respect.)
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
I can't do it. They don't care that he's a virulent racist. Or a criminal and pedophile. And that he wants to be a dictator.
I don't hang with people like that. I just can't.
A new CBS/YouGov poll has 30% of Americans favoring military action in Venezuela.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A new CBS/YouGov poll has 30% of Americans favoring military action in Venezuela.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
That's undoubtedly the U.S. MAGA population, who couldn't find Venezuela on an unmarked map if you used this one.
Imagine being drunken frat boy Hegseth and being so envious of (and intimidated by) a decorated Veteran, former astronaut like Sen. Mark Kelly that you have to resort to this shit.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Imagine being drunken frat boy Hegseth and being so envious of (and intimidated by) a decorated Veteran, former astronaut like Sen. Mark Kelly that you have to resort to this shit.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
Just absolutely pathetic.
Hegseth is lower than worm sweat.
MAGA Cult Logic:
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
MAGA Cult Logic:
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
We're good with the convicted-felon, rapist, pedophile, who's been impeached twice for crimes against the nation and tried to overthrow the government when he lost an election.
But this decorated combat Veteran, former astronaut? Fuck that guy.
"This administration respects and abides by the law."
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
Leavitt: "Not a single order this president or administration has given to our military has ever been illegal, nor will it ever be. This administration respects and abides by the law."
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"This administration respects and abides by the law."
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
Fact Check:
Karoline Leavitt's boss is a 34-time convicted felon.
"Resisting this lowdown, dirty, no good, filthy president."
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Resisting this lowdown, dirty, no good, filthy president."
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
I think Rep. Maxine Waters may be understating it a bit.
The Flabby Felon is always just the epitome of class, isn't he?
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Flabby Felon is always just the epitome of class, isn't he?