Bob Evan
@bobevan.bsky.social
Non binary lesbian with a penis. Respecter of women. I hate myself. I wish I was Black. Likely on the spectrum just never diagnosed.
I like showing the whole shopping mall how not racist I am.
August 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I like showing the whole shopping mall how not racist I am.
I’m 5 foot 6, I’ll fight anybody!!
August 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I’m 5 foot 6, I’ll fight anybody!!
My commentary and sense of humor can ruin any social occasion.
August 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My commentary and sense of humor can ruin any social occasion.
Reposted by Bob Evan
July 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I was told that I needed to channel my inner tribal warlord today.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I was told that I needed to channel my inner tribal warlord today.
She had some big wide meaty skidmarks made of haemorrhoid cream in her panties
March 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
She had some big wide meaty skidmarks made of haemorrhoid cream in her panties
My name is Bob but all my friends call me Buttfinger.
March 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My name is Bob but all my friends call me Buttfinger.
I miss the good ol’ days of being spit roasted by the IRS and USAID.
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I miss the good ol’ days of being spit roasted by the IRS and USAID.
Few things are as satisfying as pressure washing skidmarks off the porcelain on the inside of the toilet bowl.
March 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Few things are as satisfying as pressure washing skidmarks off the porcelain on the inside of the toilet bowl.
I’m looking for an older, mature strong independent woman with no kids or crazy ex, or current boyfriends. Must like boxed wine and kitty cats. .. no psychotic borderline personality types please.
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’m looking for an older, mature strong independent woman with no kids or crazy ex, or current boyfriends. Must like boxed wine and kitty cats. .. no psychotic borderline personality types please.
I would gladly pay Tren De Arugula $1000 a month so I can live in my own house, I’ll even be happy to pay more taxes for USAID to give away just so long as I can have the DC establishment bureaucracy of Epstein and Diddy friends back in power. .. I can’t take anymore of Cheeto Hitler.
February 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I would gladly pay Tren De Arugula $1000 a month so I can live in my own house, I’ll even be happy to pay more taxes for USAID to give away just so long as I can have the DC establishment bureaucracy of Epstein and Diddy friends back in power. .. I can’t take anymore of Cheeto Hitler.
I wonder how many more Boca burgers I’m going to have to eat before I start lactating. 🤔
February 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wonder how many more Boca burgers I’m going to have to eat before I start lactating. 🤔
I have to give credit where credits is due. I never thought I’d see this day yet here we are. History will remember the downfall of #USAID as a massive step towards bringing down the DC organised criminal syndicate of Rep&Dem goons we’ve had screwing us over and selling us out for decades.
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I have to give credit where credits is due. I never thought I’d see this day yet here we are. History will remember the downfall of #USAID as a massive step towards bringing down the DC organised criminal syndicate of Rep&Dem goons we’ve had screwing us over and selling us out for decades.
He who controls the Epstein and Diddy details controls the political establishment and Hollywood.
January 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
He who controls the Epstein and Diddy details controls the political establishment and Hollywood.
These Nazis have been emboldened by Cheeto Hitler
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
These Nazis have been emboldened by Cheeto Hitler
My friends call me “Boner”.
January 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
My friends call me “Boner”.
While Indian and Chinese kids have been at school learning about language, mathematics, science and technology and while Russian kids have been learning how to operate an AK47 and march in the snow, your kids have been at school learning how to connect with their inner gender unicorn.
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
While Indian and Chinese kids have been at school learning about language, mathematics, science and technology and while Russian kids have been learning how to operate an AK47 and march in the snow, your kids have been at school learning how to connect with their inner gender unicorn.
The year is 2030 and your CBDC digital wallet has been turned off and you’ve lost your career. All your friend’s and family’s social credit score ratings will be reduced if they fail to socially ostracise you for holding onto hateful and outdated pedophobic attitudes.
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM
The year is 2030 and your CBDC digital wallet has been turned off and you’ve lost your career. All your friend’s and family’s social credit score ratings will be reduced if they fail to socially ostracise you for holding onto hateful and outdated pedophobic attitudes.