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Bucks win most important championship in all of sports!
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Who’s ready for 4 quarters of zone?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My Texan wife referred to Kuz as “The Cholo” and now I can’t unsee it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
GTJ did something!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
AJ Green out. We’re fucked.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Is it too late for a gap year?
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Need KPJ to outplay Maxey. Should be doable.
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
For the next two weeks KD it didn’t come from @jimowczarski.bsky.social I don’t believe it or want to hear it.

Let’s stack some Ws. Go @themilwaukeebucks.bsky.social!
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Negative value you say.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every year my family and I are like “we should move to XYZ city…”

We think through the process and what life would actually be like and we’re like “yeah, fuck allat. Let’s just stay”

Giannis is in the game it out phase.
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Hear me out. The Bucks had an aha moment.

We regularly out shoot teams.
The zone clogs the lane.
When we rebound we win.

Jericho Sims is the key.

Zone forever.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Never a doubt.

🦌
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Duren has 4. That’s how it’s done Bobby!
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m guessing @giannis-an34.bsky.social said if you want to tank like the Pacers just trade me to the Knicks.

Just a guess but he’s consistently said we try to win or I’m out. It’s early in the season and we’ve been banged up.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bobby: questionable (Crazy eyes)
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I would like to send a personal thank you to Chris Paul for saving me from reading a bunch of Giannis/Bucks hit pieces for a few days.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
You’re amongst friends here @giannis-an34.bsky.social.

The bird app is full of trolls.

I know everyone is counting the Bucks out. We’re one piece away.

Head down. Get to work. It’s the Milwaukee way. We persevere.
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Giannis Antetokounmpo maybe has a Bluesky account, but he has elected to remove all things not related to the #Bucks two titles (2021 NBA Finals, 2024 NBA Cup) on Instagram and the 2021 title on Twitter.

The things you learn after flying home from a terrible loss in Washington D.C.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Hey Bud, it’s John. Remember a couple years ago when we moved you to fully remote and let you work down in Phoenix? Yeah, we’re gonna need you back in the office. See you Monday!”
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I’m just sad today. I don’t think this Bucks team can seriously turn it around with Doc.

It may be the end of an era.

At least I was there when they won one.
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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So it’s pretty universally recognized the lakers get the most premium whistle in North American sports, and somehow the nba just decided that a team with GIANNIS is somehow earning a whistle the other that makes the Lakers whistle look reasonable.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The TA drought is finally over!
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November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Giannis and KPJ officially back.
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Milwaukee Bucks are +1.2 on field goals made and +2.3 on 3s made this season.

They’re -8 in free throws attempted...

espn.com/nba/stats/team…
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November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I blame the bad whistle the Bucks are getting on Giannis.

If he doesn’t hint that he’d be willing to go to NYK, does the league put the hit out on the Bucks?
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM