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Boabs
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Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.
I’m off to see Letters Live tomorrow, the 4th time I have seen the event in 2 ys. You may think I’m obsessed, I am. After my cancer 2 years ago mentally I was in the bin. We went to this event and, it may sound sugary but it’s not, this event played a major part getting me out of my funk.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Right I've decided that as I'm at NEARLY 4K followers I'm going to do a thread of all my books, but instead of covers you can have gifs with the same vibe

THE COPPER PROMISE, or, Who Put the Rogue In Charge Anyway? uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oh hello. The months ahead are about to get interesting. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Morning. I’ve been out. It’s wetter than an otter’s pocket out there. If you’re going out, wear a car.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I can’t speak for anyone else but I’m celebrating international men’s day with Lego.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Got out of bed to find it’s colder than a seal’s arsecrack which means sadly, the heating has gone on.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Here’s your Monday weather forecast:
Ye Mondays does force its will on ye, omitting pressure on thy shoulders. Unbearable tis’ but ye must hold strong for a brief time to avail.
Hold
Hold
HOLD
I tells thee.
Sunny spells in the afternoon.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This one is an out of season and unexpected tornado hitting a shed filled with old cathode ray tellies somewhere in Kansas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
White rabbits.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.
October 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Homemade nut roast. Absolute pain in the fucking arse to make but absolutely fucking delicious.
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’ve succumbed. Heating has gone on. I have as hoping as o make it to November but nay, complaints have been made and I’ve listened.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How I got mondayed today:
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.

Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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Delighted to hear that Gary Larson is drawing again. Digitally this time but you wouldn’t know it to look at them. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Flu jab at 1100. I shall act my age and talk to the nurse about the old days of space hoppers, Tonka Toys, the outrage when Mars bars went up to 13p, AIDS government adverts and the spectre of a nuclear exchange with the Soviet Union.
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Question, when having a curry with rice, how do you have it? I like to mix the rice in to soak up the flavour but Mrs B has her rice “clean”.
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM