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blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When the hole place is burning down and your salary says “Just watch”

#InventCreateInspire
#ThinkLikeAnEngineer
#ProblemSolverMode
#DreamDesignBuild
#EngineeringFuel
#EngineerChristmasGift
#ForEngineeringStudents
#GiftForEngineeringStudent
#EngineeringStudentGift
#EngineerMerchGift
#Engineer
December 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineering is easy

#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#EngineeringDesignTee
#MechanicalEngineerShirt
#ElectricalEngineerShirt
#CivilEngineerShirt
#SoftwareEngineerShirt
#IndustrialEngineer
#BiomedicalEngineer
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When the engineer enters the workspace and sees the “team of experts”

#BlueprintBrain
#LogicAndLaughter
#BuiltOnBrilliance
#EngineeringEnergy
#ThinkBuildRepeat
#EngineeringStudents
#EngineeringProblems
#EngineeringHumor
#EngineeringWorld
#STEMLife
#StructuralEngineer
#CustomEngineerShirt
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Manager: Are you crazy?

#BlueprintBrain
#LogicAndLaughter
#BuiltOnBrilliance
#EngineeringEnergy
#ThinkBuildRepeat
#EngineeringStudents
#EngineeringProblems
#EngineeringHumor
#EngineeringWorld
#STEMLife
#StructuralEngineer
#CustomEngineerShirt
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Me as an engineer holding it together… barely

#ScienceOfStyle
#DesignTheFuture
#IronAndIdeas
#DebuggingReality
#MakersGonnaMake
#EngineeringLife
#EngineerLife
#Engineering
#Engineer
#EngineersOfInstagram
#EngineerTShirtDesign
#EngineeringMerchandise
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer given a positive projects update while everything Is literally on fire behind them

#CADAddict
#CircuitMaster
#MechanicalMind
#EngineeringHumor
#BuildTestRepeat
#ChemicalEngineerShirt
#AerospaceEngineerShirt
#IndustrialEngineerShirt
#EngineerLifestyleShirt
#EngineerHumorShirt
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer pretending to care about the project that will never get approved

#SchematicSoul
#WiredForInnovation
#MadeToMeasure
#EngineerByNature
#TechnicallyCorrect
#EngineerTee
#STEMTShirt
#TechTShirt
#GeekTShirt
#NerdShirt
#UniqueEngineerGift
#EngineeringPrintDesign
December 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When you return from vacation and see the colleague who covered for you…

#MathPowered
#DesignDebugDeploy
#GeniusInProgress
#StructuralSoul
#MakeThingsWork
#EngineeringApparel
#EngineerClothing
#EngineeringClothing
#FunnyEngineerShirt
#EngineeringTee
#EngineerGiftShop
#EngineerTshirtStore
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer trying to remove a mistake but discovering ten more:

#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
#EngineeringMerch
#EngineerApparel
#EngineeringLove
#EngineeringInspiration
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When the engineer hears everyone’s ‘solutions’ to the problem

#SystemOverChaos
#FromBlueprintToReality
#InnovateInStyle
#TheEquationOfLife
#EngineerTheImpossible
#STEMGift
#GeekGift
#TechGift
#EngineerBirthdayGift
#GraduationGiftEngineer
#CivilEngineer
#ElectricalEngineer
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer brain when one thing goes wrong

#PrecisionCrew
#InnovatorsUnited
#EngineerModeOn
#CalculatedCool
#EngineeringThreads
#GiftForEngineer
#EngineerGift
#EngineeringGift
#EngineerGiftIdeas
#EngineeringGiftIdeas
#EngineerPride
#MechanicalEngineer
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When the engineering team sees the final design approved by sales

#PoweredByPhysics
#SolidWorksAndChill
#TechBlueprint
#EngineerGoals
#EngineeringArt
#EngineerLifeShirt
#EngineeringGiftTee
#EngineerQuoteShirt
#STEMApparel
#GeekWear
#STEMCommunity
#ScienceAndEngineering
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer when the intern actually solves the problem no one else could

#OverEngineered
#RealEngineersDoItWithPrecision
#InnovateAndElevate
#GearHeadCulture
#EngineeringHustle
#EngineerDadGift
#EngineerMomGift
#FutureEngineerGift
#EngineeringGraduationGift
#SoftwareEngineer
#ComputerEngineer
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Manager: ‘Do it for me?’

#BlueprintBrain
#LogicAndLaughter
#BuiltOnBrilliance
#EngineeringEnergy
#ThinkBuildRepeat
#EngineeringStudents
#EngineeringProblems
#EngineeringHumor
#EngineeringWorld
#STEMLife
#StructuralEngineer
#CustomEngineerShirt
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer level-up: hearing something stupid and not snapping immediately

#InventCreateInspire
#ThinkLikeAnEngineer
#ProblemSolverMode
#DreamDesignBuild
#EngineeringFuel
#EngineerChristmasGift
#ForEngineeringStudents
#GiftForEngineeringStudent
#EngineeringStudentGift
#EngineerMerchGift
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer left in charge looking at the colleague who always breaks stuff:

#CoffeeAndCAD
#EngineeringMindset
#CodeAndConcrete
#FutureBuilder
#PrecisionMatters
#EngineeringDesignTee
#MechanicalEngineerShirt
#ElectricalEngineerShirt
#CivilEngineerShirt
#SoftwareEngineerShirt
#IndustrialEngineer
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
If I run you should run too:

#BlueprintBrain
#LogicAndLaughter
#BuiltOnBrilliance
#EngineeringEnergy
#ThinkBuildRepeat
#EngineeringStudents
#EngineeringProblems
#EngineeringHumor
#EngineeringWorld
#STEMLife
#StructuralEngineer
#CustomEngineerShirt
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Coworkers talking about their engineer colleague:

#ScienceOfStyle
#DesignTheFuture
#IronAndIdeas
#DebuggingReality
#MakersGonnaMake
#EngineeringLife
#EngineerLife
#Engineering
#Engineer
#EngineersOfInstagram
#EngineerTShirtDesign
#EngineeringMerchandise
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
You think you can leave me with all these bugs

#CADAddict
#CircuitMaster
#MechanicalMind
#EngineeringHumor
#BuildTestRepeat
#ChemicalEngineerShirt
#AerospaceEngineerShirt
#IndustrialEngineerShirt
#EngineerLifestyleShirt
#EngineerHumorShirt
#EngineerPrint
#PrintOnDemandEngineer
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When you’re an engineer and you realize the only thing you’re building is exhaustion.
#SchematicSoul
#WiredForInnovation
#MadeToMeasure
#EngineerByNature
#TechnicallyCorrect
#EngineerTee
#STEMTShirt
#TechTShirt
#GeekTShirt
#NerdShirt
#UniqueEngineerGift
#EngineeringPrintDesign
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Senior engineer to the new engineer they just hired:

#MathPowered
#DesignDebugDeploy
#GeniusInProgress
#StructuralSoul
#MakeThingsWork
#EngineeringApparel
#EngineerClothing
#EngineeringClothing
#FunnyEngineerShirt
#EngineeringTee
#EngineerGiftShop
#EngineerTshirtStore
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer realizing he wasn’t hired for one job… he was hired for all the jobs.

#MathPowered
#DesignDebugDeploy
#GeniusInProgress
#StructuralSoul
#MakeThingsWork
#EngineeringApparel
#EngineerClothing
#EngineeringClothing
#FunnyEngineerShirt
#EngineeringTee
#EngineerGiftShop
#EngineerTshirtStore
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
When you go in confident to solve the problem, but the problem solves you.

#BlueprintThreads
#EngineerLife
#TrustMeImAnEngineer
#EngineeringVibes
#BuiltByLogic
#EngineerTShirt
#EngineeringShirt
#EngineerMerch
#EngineeringMerch
#EngineerApparel
#EngineeringLove
#EngineeringInspiration
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
For all the ‘I’ll fix it… eventually’ people

When you say “I’ll fix it” and you actually mean it…

Link to the shop:
blueprintthreads.shop/sales

Tag someone who lives by this motto!

#engineeringlife #engineerhumor #funnytshirt #handymanhumor #giftforhim #blueprintthreads #fixitpromise #diystyle
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Engineer trying to stay positive after realizing the deadline is tomorrow.

#SystemOverChaos
#FromBlueprintToReality
#InnovateInStyle
#TheEquationOfLife
#EngineerTheImpossible
#STEMGift
#GeekGift
#TechGift
#EngineerBirthdayGift
#GraduationGiftEngineer
#CivilEngineer
#ElectricalEngineer
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM