Ed
@bluemonkeyduck.bsky.social
Full Time Flaneur:
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
A man of leisure, idler, urban explorer and connoisseur of the street.
Come on sun you lazy bastard, get up so I can walk the hound.
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Come on sun you lazy bastard, get up so I can walk the hound.
I’m generally pretty chilled but I’m currently seriously pee’d off with things.
This isn’t a call for a ‘what’s up hun’ but just a shout into the void until I straighten my head out.
This isn’t a call for a ‘what’s up hun’ but just a shout into the void until I straighten my head out.
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m generally pretty chilled but I’m currently seriously pee’d off with things.
This isn’t a call for a ‘what’s up hun’ but just a shout into the void until I straighten my head out.
This isn’t a call for a ‘what’s up hun’ but just a shout into the void until I straighten my head out.
Oooh…when I thought I’d lost out.
There’s a second chance to get tickets for a Phil Collins tribute singer.
There’s a second chance to get tickets for a Phil Collins tribute singer.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oooh…when I thought I’d lost out.
There’s a second chance to get tickets for a Phil Collins tribute singer.
There’s a second chance to get tickets for a Phil Collins tribute singer.
I popped into the Police station earlier as found a potentially stolen tool in our road.
Nobody there and I only went in as no help by using their website or calling them.
I accept there are more than just a few bad apples but I’m not fully ACAB.
Anyone want a free circular saw 😉
Nobody there and I only went in as no help by using their website or calling them.
I accept there are more than just a few bad apples but I’m not fully ACAB.
Anyone want a free circular saw 😉
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I popped into the Police station earlier as found a potentially stolen tool in our road.
Nobody there and I only went in as no help by using their website or calling them.
I accept there are more than just a few bad apples but I’m not fully ACAB.
Anyone want a free circular saw 😉
Nobody there and I only went in as no help by using their website or calling them.
I accept there are more than just a few bad apples but I’m not fully ACAB.
Anyone want a free circular saw 😉
Not a bad pint from Ossett.
A bit strong at >7% for a Tuesday afternoon but no work tomorrow (or the day after, or the day after…).
A bit strong at >7% for a Tuesday afternoon but no work tomorrow (or the day after, or the day after…).
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not a bad pint from Ossett.
A bit strong at >7% for a Tuesday afternoon but no work tomorrow (or the day after, or the day after…).
A bit strong at >7% for a Tuesday afternoon but no work tomorrow (or the day after, or the day after…).
40 mins on hold to HMRC and then cut off as soon as they answered 😭
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
40 mins on hold to HMRC and then cut off as soon as they answered 😭
I have no idea how to spell procesco.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I have no idea how to spell procesco.
This wasn’t as bad as expected.
I’m not going to comment on the negative parts but kids loved bits of it.
…and I got to see a bloke on double fake SI, fully prepared in case Buddy started getting lairy.
I’m not going to comment on the negative parts but kids loved bits of it.
…and I got to see a bloke on double fake SI, fully prepared in case Buddy started getting lairy.
I really don’t recall or imagine me saying “Yeah, I’d love to see Elf the Musical” and reckon I’m being gaslighted.
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This wasn’t as bad as expected.
I’m not going to comment on the negative parts but kids loved bits of it.
…and I got to see a bloke on double fake SI, fully prepared in case Buddy started getting lairy.
I’m not going to comment on the negative parts but kids loved bits of it.
…and I got to see a bloke on double fake SI, fully prepared in case Buddy started getting lairy.
It’s proper rain in Liverpool currently.
It’s like being in Manchester but not as nice.
It’s like being in Manchester but not as nice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It’s proper rain in Liverpool currently.
It’s like being in Manchester but not as nice.
It’s like being in Manchester but not as nice.
Nothing to do
Nothing to do
Put some mustard in your shoe…
Can’t beat a bit of Spike M.
Nothing to do
Put some mustard in your shoe…
Can’t beat a bit of Spike M.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nothing to do
Nothing to do
Put some mustard in your shoe…
Can’t beat a bit of Spike M.
Nothing to do
Put some mustard in your shoe…
Can’t beat a bit of Spike M.
Rjeinders rested as he has a big week coming up.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rjeinders rested as he has a big week coming up.
Spot the squirrel, there’s at least four.
Also a quick snap from 6.45am.
Also a quick snap from 6.45am.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Spot the squirrel, there’s at least four.
Also a quick snap from 6.45am.
Also a quick snap from 6.45am.
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10
I’m not even asking what Rocket League is.
I’m thinking of muting the phrase tbh.
I’m thinking of muting the phrase tbh.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m not even asking what Rocket League is.
I’m thinking of muting the phrase tbh.
I’m thinking of muting the phrase tbh.
Any chance of a second breakfast around here?
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Any chance of a second breakfast around here?
Anita & Bal nearly won the latest heat of Race Across The World.
They took a shortcut & were almost at the finish when the Mystery Machine turned up and they were accosted by local children and a great dane.
Yep, they’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those Medellin kids.
They took a shortcut & were almost at the finish when the Mystery Machine turned up and they were accosted by local children and a great dane.
Yep, they’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those Medellin kids.
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anita & Bal nearly won the latest heat of Race Across The World.
They took a shortcut & were almost at the finish when the Mystery Machine turned up and they were accosted by local children and a great dane.
Yep, they’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those Medellin kids.
They took a shortcut & were almost at the finish when the Mystery Machine turned up and they were accosted by local children and a great dane.
Yep, they’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those Medellin kids.
I struggle remembering my age as it is and now Garmin had my fitness age 5 years younger but Spotify has me 4 years older.
I guess I prefer it that way round.
I guess I prefer it that way round.
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I struggle remembering my age as it is and now Garmin had my fitness age 5 years younger but Spotify has me 4 years older.
I guess I prefer it that way round.
I guess I prefer it that way round.
I remember wanting Liverpool to beat Sunderland to help City in PL survival.
I’m not used to wanting them to win too keep Sunderland below us but at the other end of the table.
I’m not used to wanting them to win too keep Sunderland below us but at the other end of the table.
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I remember wanting Liverpool to beat Sunderland to help City in PL survival.
I’m not used to wanting them to win too keep Sunderland below us but at the other end of the table.
I’m not used to wanting them to win too keep Sunderland below us but at the other end of the table.
West End Girls.
How did East End Boys feel about the song?
If it was North Manchester Boys and South Manchester Girls I don’t think the South Manchester Boys would have been a massive fan.
I’ve chosen East for North and South for West as think generally it’s richer v poorer.
#TopicalTracksTalk
How did East End Boys feel about the song?
If it was North Manchester Boys and South Manchester Girls I don’t think the South Manchester Boys would have been a massive fan.
I’ve chosen East for North and South for West as think generally it’s richer v poorer.
#TopicalTracksTalk
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
West End Girls.
How did East End Boys feel about the song?
If it was North Manchester Boys and South Manchester Girls I don’t think the South Manchester Boys would have been a massive fan.
I’ve chosen East for North and South for West as think generally it’s richer v poorer.
#TopicalTracksTalk
How did East End Boys feel about the song?
If it was North Manchester Boys and South Manchester Girls I don’t think the South Manchester Boys would have been a massive fan.
I’ve chosen East for North and South for West as think generally it’s richer v poorer.
#TopicalTracksTalk
City in canine form.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
City in canine form.
Apparently Tijjani has been arranging extra rondo sessions but is doing them on his own as nobody wants to join in Reijnders games.
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Apparently Tijjani has been arranging extra rondo sessions but is doing them on his own as nobody wants to join in Reijnders games.
Surely Bassey won’t score tonight.
a man in a suit says i am serious
ALT: a man in a suit says i am serious
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Surely Bassey won’t score tonight.