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Blocks Turtle

@blocksturtle.bsky.social

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I have a youtube channel where I am an idiot: https://youtube.com/@thehappyhouse

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7h

Is ducking for apples a regional term, or just an old-timey one?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Did anyone else think the guy in the picture was Tony Hawk at first, or was it just me?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Black lives splatter, Seriously?!
Thank god I've never seen that one before.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, art THAT bad was in a press kit?!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I looked up that test, and it looks very easy.

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I have so many questions:
Is it alcoholic or non alcoholic?
Is it spiced like an apple cider?
Do you have a recipie?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Um, maybe try stepping off the stilts?

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I had to look up this test, looks pretty easy.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, so I spent about 3 hours removing the old ram, installing sockets and new ram, and it still doesn't work.
My Donkey Kong now progresses slightly further into a garbled upside down game screen before resetting...
Now I need to use my logic probe to try and figure this out.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 2d

I took the day off, let's see if replacing the ram on my Donkey Kong will fix it.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 2d

So, are the ghosts just advertizing the pizza, or are they ghosts of people who died eating pizza?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

Bonus #caturday video.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 4d

It's Caturday Saturday!

Tabby cat with crazy expression bites on a string.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 5d

Next you're going to tell us that you love the The Little Clowns of HappyTown... sheesh!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

Jeez, just give all that unsold soy and corn to the foodbanks. They'll have more than they know what to do with.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

This picture needs to be updated, there's even less now.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

That's just a normal picture of him, I don't get it.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

That's more than a third of the whole whitehouse!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

Wow, now that's stupid!

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 6d

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7d

I played the crap outta that back in the day.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7d

Florida, why are you always like this?

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7d

My 5 year old nephew would like to point out that they actually used excavators and not bulldozers.

Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7d

And while cheating on his wife with men he meets on grindr.

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Blocks Turtle @blocksturtle.bsky.social · 7d

This is the type of picture you'd see next to a headline that reads "terrorist bombing at the white house".