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bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

i could never get past the flying brupper but i saw someone beat him in 22 seconds with the twag booster and ever since he's been a piece of cake

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

I'm trying a week of vegetarianism and it fucking sucks so bad

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

sweaty
tits
excite
me!!!

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

good morning to everyone

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

put "member of bloard dot com"

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

shakeing my azz

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

didn't end up shitting at the jim today.

this

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 2d

No i amnt but ants are such a joke that i make bad puns about them

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

Wow i feel so special to get my birthday thread bumped

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

Small brain: Whats your facebook
Normal brain: Whats your instagran
Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @
Space brain: Whats your bloard

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

*the beast approaches*

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

bASICALLY THE CHUCK NORIS OF TWITTER,

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

3 days old... no +1s... a classic Bloard Fail!!! LMFAO, anyhow, you'll pick it up quick pal :)

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

no spelling or grammer errors, which I do all of theose because I'm the horniest poster on here and also the best because of that. Hope this helps

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

My advice is that you begin dating that woman again immediately, or at least begin dating somewone who is similar to her in characteristics. This g* was breaking your streak to ralize your ture Horny potential which will then help you gret better posts on bloard and also get a lot of +1s and have

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

Muurdered*

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

LGBBTQ. the extra b stands for bbloard

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

Mornang

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

hell, now i know how you make all those crazy ass posts... high on freaking crack!!

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

and she was moving spastic with the buttons. I had a vision in my head of this other dude, controlling her. His face obscured. She touched me and was close to me but was moving way to fast I couldn't touch her. I tried to touch her and I think she might have had an orgasm but I don't know.

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

in a baseball video game but we were also inside the game? Well it was like someone, another dude perhaps, was controlling her. I was controlling myself with a controller but she was being controlled by a third person. She started moving real fast and herky jerky. Like someone was mashing buttons

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

back, disappearing.

That was one version, the sanitized that I told my friends. What really happened was that she walked towards me like she was storming the mound. I stood agape, not daring to look away. She got close and put her hand on my shoulder. And then- remember how we were both characters

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

with contempt as the ball sailed over her head. Nowhere near the strike zone. Finally it was time for her to walk but she stayed planted. I threw a few more balls that missed the mark. Finally it was time for her to walk but instead of hopping over to the first base she turned around and walked

bloard.txt @bloard.bsky.social · 3d

I had a dream that I was pitching the ol baseball, I was playing a baseball video game but I was in the game, controlling myself with a controller, and my ex lady was at the bat. I was throwing garbage, I couldn't find the plate with a telescope, just one wild pitch after another. She stared at me