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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · 4d

I keep hearing hotwheels/matchbox/m2... collectors are shit and only do it for the flip and hype.

Ok now you can look at my favorite car of the week. It's mine till I die and it cost a knee pop to pick it off the parking lot at work.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · 24d

Little car store was popping off today.

The plate really sold it.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · 28d

If assembly required furniture doesn't want the screws crooked then don't pilot the damn things crooked to start with.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Sep 18

My Friday is ruined.

Because it's Thursday ☹️

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Sep 5

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Sep 5

Some parents shouldn't have kids, don't fucking leave for the store while your toddlers sleeping. Cause they panic when you're not there then run outside looking for you...and they talk really fast.

So that's how my day started.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Aug 21

Covert cat pots 🤣

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Aug 21

Kitchen help

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Aug 21

This discovery, will lead to a black light wall.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Aug 20

I interacted... no epic quest

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Aug 2

The sign I should keep going.

It has been so long, but the car show peeps keep pulling me back.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jul 26

Please enjoy tiny gecko friend.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jun 13

That was the best pack

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jun 5

This years been awful... but look at this random flower

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jun 4

10/10 would do it again
🤣🤣🤣

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jun 4

That's the face of a cat who "I got up here but I don't know how to get down"

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Jun 3

Remember if you ever feel stupid...

You have to sign papers to return medical equipment of a deceased loved one stating you know you're going against medical advice to return it.

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · May 21

Grief is fucking weird, like what do you do with all this free time all of a sudden?

It's time for pills... oh yeah

I need to go check on... oh yeah

We need to go... oh yeah

Ah I bet they'll like thi...

Like I'm happy the suffering is over but also sad about all this stuff that just...ended

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · May 21

The stars gained anew today.

Thanks mom for everything

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Apr 21

Cats wrestle mania heavy weight secret move. The double decker house clearer

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BRG @blindroyalguardian.bsky.social · Apr 13

If this is not the vibe of the year.

I literally was 3/4 the way finished with waxing my car when a bird just some how shit the whole length of the roof. WTF bird, like WTF

This year is going to break me with the compounding negative/stressful shit.